Topic: FATHER MERRIN???

Father O'Mally started this discussion 7 years ago #78,044

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my last confession.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #911,901

Send email to Pope Francis.
[email protected]
He is very busy protecting pedophiles and grooming Bishops to assist him. Give him some time and I am sure he will help you.

Father O?Mally joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,960

Father, please! I need a confession!

School Boy Brutus joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,976

@previous (Father O?Mally)

He is busy right now. He is down on his knees taking forth my pee pee for his penance.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,995

@OP

> Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my last confession.

Go on.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,999

Holy Father I too have sinned, may I confess to you my deepest darkest secret?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,022

@previous (F)
Anyone may. You needn't first ask.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 23 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,023

@911,995 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Father, I am a Catholic priest who is involved in the molestation scandal. Forgive me, Father.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,024

@previous (C)
Keep it to one UID Merrin.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,035

@912,022 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Is there anything that we do need to ask for?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,044

@previous (H)
Forgiveness.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,046

@912,023 (C)
It is not I who forgives, it is God. Do you repent of your sins?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,047

@912,022 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I did your mom last night...I'll give her an A for effort..mshe was sweating like a dirty pig but she went after my juice until I finally spurred it all over her...from head to toes..

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,053

@912,044 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

But should we not ask God for forgiveness?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,054

@previous (H)
Yes, which comes through Christ, which in turn comes through a priest. At least if you're Catholic. If you're not Catholic then your method may work differently. But I am Catholic and the OP asked for specifically my help.

Minichan