Topic: Man is in the park with a penguin on a leash.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,016

Cop goes up to the man and says, “Sir, why the hell are you in the park with a penguin? Take that thing to the zoo!” The man leaves.

A week later, the man’s back in the same park with the same penguin. Cop goes up to the man and says, “I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo.”

Man responds, ”I did, and tomorrow we’re going to the ball game.”

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #911,726

*rimjob*

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,763

hey o

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,770

@911,726 (Syntax)

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,772

@previous (Syntax)
Go eat a Sweaty Becky!

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,788

@911,770 (Syntax)
Mmm thee thy and Eye enjoy this army of Pubescent Eye Candy re: 10 myle run toodles

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,809

Killer shit, and unambiguous. I reckon even that dipshit who never gets your jokes got this one.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,813

@911,788 (Syntax)
Matt your pedophile life must be a bitch currently.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,814

those clones' boots don't look particularly practical

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,817

> your pedophile life
At first I read that "your pedolife profile" and assumed Matt was on some pedo version of LinkedIn.

xiaoqing joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,827

@911,772 (B)
i eat shit lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,783

@previous (xiaoqing)
Is it KILLER SHIT?

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