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Topic: Your chance to go on an all-carb diet!

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,007

Olive Garden™ Never Ending Pasta Passes®

On Thursday, August 23, at 2 p.m. ET, Olive Garden™ will offer 23,000 passes to an 8 week long binge of Never Ending Pasta Bowls®.

Passholders can use their golden ticket to dine in gratis between September 24 and November 18, 2018, and must show an ID as the passes are non-transferable and no sharing is allowed. You will, of course, get the requisite unlimited carbonated sugar-water and breadsticks. Passes will go on sale at PastaPass.com for one hour only (or while supplies last).

Valid at any Olive Garden location in the U.S. (excl. Puerto Rico). Not valid for online or ToGo orders. One redemption per visit. Excludes gratuity, alcohol, and any other menu item not listed herein. Pass is not a gift card and is not reloadable; is non-transferable without permission, holds no value, and amount paid (if applicable) is non-refundable. Use signifies agreement to all terms and Olive Garden's Privacy Policy. Olive Garden is not affiliated with minichan.org and Minichan users will definitely not get preferential treatment at PastaPass.com or at any Olive Garden™ locations.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #911,672

Fake Pasta might go well with fake news.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #911,674

@previous (B)
No word on whether Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be turned away at participating locations.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #911,686

isn't she very wealthy like every other person in that adminstration

hire a cook with proceeds from yacht sale

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #911,687

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
You should join the administration and be wealthy too

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #911,690

hmmm I think the association is not two-way

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #911,692

@911,686 (Sheila LaBoof)
Much like working for the Trump administration, eating pasta is a job where qualifications and ability really don't matter! Whether you are eating pasta because of your sincerely held religious beliefs or if it's just a hobby for you, you can always count on another bowl of your favorite pasta with Olive Garden™ Never Ending Pasta Bowls®.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,707

Carbs are too spicy!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,714

@previous (E)

Not as Spicy as glutens.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,715

@previous (F)
Pasta on white bread with mayo? Far too much for my palate

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,718

@previous (E)

That's giving me ass burning diarrhea just reading it.

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