Topic: My girlfriend sent me a "I love you" facebook messenger sticker while I was masturbating to porn
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 7 years ago #77,962
on my phone. I stopped masturbating. It's like she knew.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #911,308
Don't worry about it, girls send those stickers after cheating on a guy, it's one of the ways they deal with the slight feeling of guilt. Keep jerking off, she suspects nothing.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #911,309
It is a coincidence
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #911,316
why do you give a shit
does she expect you not to masturbate or something
does she expect you not to masturbate or something
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #911,322
Was it Brazilian Fart Porn?
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #911,324
@911,316 (D)
She wants me to fuck her good most nights so wanking off can lead to not-so-good sex that evening
She wants me to fuck her good most nights so wanking off can lead to not-so-good sex that evening
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Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,335
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
> She wants me to fuck her good most nights so wanking off can lead to not-so-good sex that evening
lol what?? your dick game that weak? lol
> She wants me to fuck her good most nights so wanking off can lead to not-so-good sex that evening
lol what?? your dick game that weak? lol
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,367
@previous (D)
No, but I'm having loads of sex. No man can have sex several times a night for weeks and keep it going.
No, but I'm having loads of sex. No man can have sex several times a night for weeks and keep it going.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,374
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,376
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,381
Lol relateable
Blumpy joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,390
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,408
@911,367 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Oh yeah? Well I had sex four times with girl on Saturday. Can you top that racist little white boy?
Oh yeah? Well I had sex four times with girl on Saturday. Can you top that racist little white boy?
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,418
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,427
@previous (L)
Yes unfortunately then I smeared poop on my chest and jumped out my window falling on the cold hard concrete shattering my bones and turning my internal organs into what looked like cranberry dressing and congealed chicken fat
Yes unfortunately then I smeared poop on my chest and jumped out my window falling on the cold hard concrete shattering my bones and turning my internal organs into what looked like cranberry dressing and congealed chicken fat
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,429
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,431
I bet Svet was looking st GAY PORN lmfao!!!
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,523
great topic
Anonymous M double-posted this 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,524
10/10