Topic: I am drunk as fuck..

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,932

I walked like 3.5 miles home from work and was about to collapse when a local Law boy stopped and asked me if I needed a ride..

he was clearly an angel sent from God..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #911,058

it was mostly uphill...in heavy work boots...after an epic eight hour shift..

I could have died..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #911,060

no arrest for pubic drunkenness

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #911,065

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
I didnt drink until I was home..

my legs feel like tons of lead...it hurts..

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 39 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #911,066

oh hahaha I thought the police saw you all drunk walking home

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #911,067

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #911,068

I ain't scuuuuured of the police..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,088

What happened to your car fagbert?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,094

Why no car?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,095

@previous (D)
Probably another dui

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,103

@911,058 (A)

No you couldn't have, you're just a lazy drunk.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,158

@911,088 (C)
minor mechanical issue..

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,160

Where do you live, Arkansas?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,163

@911,158 (A)
Minor? Low air in a tire?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,168

@previous (C)
He.. said mechanical.. nitwit...

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,188

@911,158 (A)
That explains your lack of McDonald posts. Don't have the balls to walk through the drive thru, huh fat ass?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,190

@previous (G)
Most McDonald do not allow take out from the drive thru.
Unless you are in the car. No walk up.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,191

@previous (H)
I'm sure bert would simply beg until they gave in to his cries.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #911,192

@911,168 (F)
Is a low tire not a mechanical issue? Just because someone says mechanical, doesn't mean it is the engine.

You're not very bright, are you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #911,300

should be back in the saddle later today..

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #911,383

@previous (A)
How many niggers you straddling tonight there cowboy?

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #911,385

@911,300 (A)
Have you considered buying a mule? Should be cheap where you live.

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