Topic: What was the last lie you told?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,924

See headline.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #911,001

Told the ex wife I loved her

squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #911,005

"I wont cum inside you."

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #911,006

@previous (squeegee)
omg

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #911,014

"I'm not gay"

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #911,015

@911,005 (squeegee)
Been there. Make sure you fall off the face of the earth before her next period.

squeegee replied with this 7 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,557

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You kids grow up so fast.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,559

@previous (squeegee)
I learned from the best.

Father Merrin !wtreWRMdBE replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,591

I never molested a child.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,594

@previous (Father Merrin !wtreWRMdBE)
Wrong trip code!
The other Merrin does molest very young boys.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,596

I don't lie because I walk in Christ's footsteps.

I am however willing to offer absolution in this thread for anyone who seeks it. If you have lied, confess it to me and I will offer you God's forgiveness.

squeegee replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,600

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Alright. It's free isnt it? I dont pay for shit.

lil bird replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,603

@911,596 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I have a confession merrin..

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,606

@911,600 (squeegee)

> Alright. It's free isnt it?

Of course. God's grace comes with no price.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,607

@911,603 (lil bird)

> I have a confession merrin..

Then confess it.

lil bird replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,609

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

I did your mom last night...I'll give her an A for effort..mshe was sweating like a dirty pig but she went after my juice until I finally spurred it all over her...from head to toes..

Was this a sin..I really enjoyed doing it with your mom..

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,614

@911,607 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

That's not the proper response. You should have made your opening statement

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,616

@previous (I)
This isn't a court room you dullard, this is Catholic confession. First he needs to ask me to bless him.

lil bird replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,624

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Will you bless me father..for fucking the hell out of your mom..then spurred all over her..

lil bird double-posted this 7 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,709

@911,616 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Are you gonna bless me or not..your mom thinks you should..

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,765

@911,609 (lil bird)
haha hell yeah..

@previous (lil bird)
i blessed your mom last night..with my juice...when I spurred it all over her...

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,771

@previous (J)
What a coincidence..I did your mom last night..when I spurred my juice..it covered her titties completely..

squeegee replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,793

@911,606 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Sounds like a drag, tbh. Free shit usually sucks.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,803

I too need absolution for my sins Father Merrin.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,899

Everything I say is a lie. Even what I just said then was a lie.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,902

@previous (L)
I don't believe you.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,939

@911,793 (squeegee)

> Sounds like a drag, tbh. Free shit usually sucks.

To walk in nature and feel, smell, see and hear the glory of life is free, and it most certainly does not "suck". Love and kindness is also free, and they do not "suck".

But very well, if you do not want to confess then you have no obligation to. The Lord grants you free will. God bless you my child.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,941

@911,803 (K)

> I too need absolution for my sins Father Merrin.

Then confess them.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,945

Blessed is the human being that comes to such gay and pedophile places like minichan and tinychan. Amen.

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,951

@911,941 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I did your mom last night...I'll give her an A for effort..mshe was sweating like a dirty pig but she went after my juice until I finally spurred it all over her...from head to toes..

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,955

@previous (K)
Only Ebolakocken dick can produce that amount of juice.

squeegee replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,967

@911,939 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Hey, fuck you.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,973

Not sure tbh

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,055

@911,967 (squeegee)
There is much anger in you. Let God attentuate your anguish my child.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,063

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

See @911,609 (lil bird)

I confessed to you, how come you have failed to abolish me of my sin?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,071

@previous (B)
Do you repent of your sin?

lil bird replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,073

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I don't know if I can..your mom enjoyed it so much..she keeps coming back..

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,075

@previous (lil bird)

> I don't know if I can

Why not?

lil bird replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,078

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Because your mom keeps coming back..I can't stop the sin if she won't let me..

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,081

@previous (lil bird)

> I can't stop the sin if she won't let me..

Why not?

lil bird replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,083

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Because I love it when I spurred my load all over her face..and tits..

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,084

@previous (lil bird)
Then why are you seeking absolution if you "love" what you're doing? Confession is for those who repent of their actions.

lil bird replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,087

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Have you repented your actions?

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,100

Father Merrin spurred all over my face.. and tits...

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,104

@912,087 (lil bird)
Which actions?

lil bird replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,112

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Have you repented your actions of being a child rapist? Has god cleansed you of your nasty, dirty sin?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,116

I claimed to be a consultant for TRump who worked for NASA, Qualcomm, and invented deep sea diving and the wheel.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,118

@912,112 (lil bird)
Why do you think those "actions" (suspiciously telling word you used there) apply to me?

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,119

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Have you pranced around in a cape in Bangkok recently?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,120

@previous (Syntax)
No, why do you ask?

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,121

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Drop the act, TG2Bobby.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,129

@previous (Syntax)
What act?

lil bird replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,138

> Have you pranced around in a cape in Bangkok recently?

@912,120 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> No, why do you ask?

So you do not deny you've pranced around Bangkok in a cape before?

@912,118 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> Why do you think those "actions" (suspiciously telling word you used there) apply to me?

Why do you always avoid answering the questions you were asked TG?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,139

@previous (lil bird)
So you can't answer why you asked. Ok thanks, that'll be all.

lil bird replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,140

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
So you can't answer the question I asked. Ok, thanks. That will be all.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,141

@previous (lil bird)
Lol nice edit, looks like I rattled you there! Quite the Freudian slip you made there.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,152

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Joshy eats peepee

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,469

I've told residents that they look better when they don't

Randall replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,470

@previous (Kook !!a6qjFG7HF)
If it makes you feel better they're also lying when they say the same thing to you.

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,483

@previous (Randall)
They never say that to me. They tell me that I seem tired and I reply, that's just how I look.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,504

@previous (Kook !!a6qjFG7HF)
Do you have butthole eyes?

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #912,506

@previous (A)
I don't know what that means

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