Topic: People who name their sons Keith

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,888

Discuss.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #910,692

From a Scottish surname which was originally derived from a place name, itself probably derived from the Brythonic element cet meaning "wood". This was the surname of a long line of Scottish nobles. It has been used as a given name since the 19th century.
Welsh Meaning:

The name Keith is a Welsh baby name. In Welsh the meaning of the name Keith is: Dwells in the woods.
American Meaning:

The name Keith is an American baby name. In American the meaning of the name Keith is: Dwells in the woods.
Irish Meaning:

The name Keith is an Irish baby name. In Irish the meaning of the name Keith is: From the battlefield.
Scottish Meaning:

The name Keith is a Scottish baby name. In Scottish the meaning of the name Keith is: Wood. From the battleground. A surname and place name.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #910,693

rude people

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #910,701

We had a guy in school by that name and we called him Keith thief because he'd steal literally anything. He'd steal backpacks, pencils, phones... Anything!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #910,704

@previous (D)

Shoes, jackets, videogame?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,711

@previous (E)
If given the opportunity, yes.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,712

@previous (D)

Oranges, bicycles and hair nets?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,718

@previous (E)
Sure, if all were nearby and unwatched.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,832

@previous (D)
Was he black?

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,839

@910,718 (D)

Bank vault doors?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,843

@910,832 (F)
Tell me how many black Keiths you know... Never mind, you’re racist and likely know no black people at all.

Anonymous D double-posted this 7 years ago, 54 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,844

@910,839 (E)

> Bank vault doors?

If it were accessible, I don’t see why not.

Omen !!gg89Kgn2v joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,845

@910,843 (D)
Keith David

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,846

@previous (Omen !!gg89Kgn2v)
Ooh, wow. You found one.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,886

@910,844 (D)

But what if it presented a challenge? Would Keith Thief rise to the occasion?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,904

@previous (E)
I don't know, man. Why do you care any way? If makes you feel any better, I just looked him up on Facebook and he has like 5 kids now, so I hope he's not a thief any more.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #911,115

@previous (D)

Maybe he stole the kids. You should message him and ask him.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #911,149

@previous (E)
At least 2 of them look just like him, so that's doubtful that they were kidnapped.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,211

@previous (D)

All black people look the same.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #911,247

@previous (E)
that's wyte people

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #917,171

@previous (C)

All people look the same

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #917,215

@previous (E)
mostly

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #917,216

@917,171 (E)
except for weird looking people

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #920,971

@previous (C)

They are mythological

Anonymous E double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 months later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #955,043

@910,904 (D)

Can you update me on Keith thief? Has he had any interesting capers?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #955,056

Keith is a fag name..

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 3 years later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,719

bump

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,720

You bumped this three seconds after the other Keith post. Do you just wait here all day and night, torridly refreshing?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,722

@previous (I)
Imagine devoting your life to what other people do.

Anonymous I replied with this 4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,723

@previous (J)
Exactly

Anonymous J replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,724

@previous (I)
Tell us how it's like.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,741

Hey, I know two people who named their son Keith

𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕞 replied with this 4 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,747

@910,904 (D)

How is Keith Thief doing? Invite him to Minichan.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 9 months later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,221,826

@previous (𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕞)

> How is Keith Thief doing?

I don't know, man. Probably dead from COVID-19.