Topic: A lady has a baby, and all it is, is a head!
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,878
She puts it on a table, at the top of the stairs, facing out the window. Day in, day out, there it sits, staring out the window. Eighteen years go by, and then one day she gets a call from the hospital:"Mrs. Norris, there's been a terrible accident. Someone's been decapitated. But we saved the body, and we can put your head .. well, not your head .. but we can put your head's head .. the head you have at home, we can put it on top of the body and you can have a regular son after all these years."
Needless to say, she's tickled pink. She runs up the stairs, and there's the head, facing out the window.
She says, "Bobby! Bobby! I have the most wonderful surprise for you!"
He says, "I hope it's not another fucking hat!"
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later[^] [v] #910,603
tjhis really happened
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #910,609
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #910,610
*rimjob*
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,626
Too long in the telling but quite funny.