Topic: I think I have a demon inside me and I am being haunted by a demon.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 started this discussion 7 years ago #77,863

I have very angry outburst and just start yelling at anything that makes me angry. When I am in this angry state I don't give a fuck about anybody or anything. I get dark statistic thoughts. I think this was what lead me to create the Samson "persona" here on Minichan.

But I am also being haunted by a demon in my dreams who tries to control me by restraining me without restraints and placing his hand on my heart as a means of slowing it down.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #910,426

that's just the other side of your brain getting a little big for its britches, fuckin with ya

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #910,430

You know what scares demons away? Weed. Demons are frightened as shit of marijuana. You can do a ritual cleansing and burn some sage. Sage works because it smells really similar to weed, but the demons might figure it out after a while. The only way to be safe is to burn some pot. Make sure you get the smoke all around you and take some deep breaths to focus yourself.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #910,431

@previous (C)
I have sage oil. Would that work?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #910,433

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Most smudging ceremonies call for burnt sage. The combustion is an important part of the ritual, and the smoke clears out negative energies. I'm not sure if oil would work. You should probably wait until you can get some recently picked bundles of sage before smudging. It might be easier to find some marijuana and burn that though.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,438

@OP

> I have very angry outburst and just start yelling at anything that makes me angry. When I am in this angry state I don't give a fuck about anybody or anything. I get dark statistic thoughts. I think this was what lead me to create the Samson "persona" here on Minichan.
>
> But I am also being haunted by a demon in my dreams who tries to control me by restraining me without restraints and placing his hand on my heart as a means of slowing it down.
>
> What the fuck is wrong with me?

Do you need an exorcism? Because if so I am qualified and trained to do them.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,455

> I think this was what lead me to create the Samson "persona" here on Minichan.

Wait Wat? Samson is a dude

I was under the impression you were working on your role play to becum Delia

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,456

@OP

> I get dark statistic thoughts

I know the feeling.

But seriously, just take some ricin or cyanide or something and you'll feel a lot better.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,460

> I have very angry outburst and just start yelling at anything that makes me angry. When I am in this angry state I don't give a fuck about anybody or anything.

Just sounds like tardrage to me idk

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,462

Sounds like a hormone imbalance, wonder what caused that.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,466

> dark statistic thoughts

lol

@910,430 (C)
@910,438 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
come on guys that's the kind of talk that drove Nexus nutso

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,469

You know what helps with demonic possession? Getting your dick sucked

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,470

@previous (Kook !!a6qjFG7HF)

Omen !!gg89Kgn2v joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,475

Um, you believe in demons...

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,476

@910,469 (Kook !!a6qjFG7HF)
I think we need to organize a minichan road trip to california to get catherine laid.

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,477

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
She does say she cannot get her penis to spew goo. Walter might be her best option. Other than Walter will have nothing to mop up after.

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,479

@910,476 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I was going to ask who should do the honors, but as someone said below, Walt is a good pick

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,480

@previous (Kook !!a6qjFG7HF)
Can we start crowdfunding this somehow? I can provide spiritual donations in lieu of monetary ones.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,481

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> spiritual donations

Perhaps you meant to say spewing donation instructions.

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,482

@910,480 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That actually sounds like a good idea

q. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,484

have u tried going out exercising

squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,485

@910,482 (Kook !!a6qjFG7HF)
It would be pretty easy to crowdfund a hooker, but I doubt Catherine would show up even for a free hooker.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,486

@previous (squeegee)
If the hooker shows up with an array of Catherine's favorite fast foods; No problem.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,489

@previous (Q)

Or the other 4 big mac coins.

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,511

@910,485 (squeegee)
We need to crowd source a tranny chaser. I have seen people who look worse than Catherine get laid

squeegee replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,527

@previous (Kook !!a6qjFG7HF)
Stop bragging about your sex life, kook. This thread is about getting Catherine laid, not talking about your exploits at the old folks home. Thanks.

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,529

@previous (squeegee)
The fuck

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,530

Anyone ever enable cheat codes in Sims 1 so they could buy a bunch of stripper cakes and watch a bunch of hot polygonal stripper girls get sexy?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,532

@previous (R)
No, wtf?

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,534

@910,530 (R)

Nope, only had console version. I would throw house parties, remove all doors, and start a fire.

Anonymous H double-posted this 7 years ago, 46 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,535

@910,530 (R)

Nope, only had console version. I would throw house parties, remove all doors, and start a fire.

Meta ? days !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,536

> placing his hand on my heart as a means of slowing it down.
Keep it around in case you ever have tachycardia.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,540

@previous (Meta ? days !Sober//iZs)
This demon slows it down until it stops entirely.

I still remember the dream where I was at 7-Eleven and one of the female clerks told me that it was a Satanic cult though I thought she was crazy and I just wanted to eat a hot dog. Then one of the male clerks calls his boss who was the demon himself disgusted as a Japanese man in a business suit. I was polite to the man and did a gesture which I assumed was to show respect. He came at me and I felt restrained though he wasn't holding me down. The only time he made contract was when he put his hand over my heart and I felt it slowing to dangerous levels. I wanted to scream but I was afraid of the heartbeat raising to even more dangerous levels. Plus I couldn't. I was weak and helpless. I was completely at his mercy and it was terrifying.

The other dream he was disguised as a man who resembled my brother, though not entirely accurate, and I told him after he tried to make a cringy insult joke to "Fuck off" and he lunged at me until I was on my back where he put his hand on my heart again. I think dark forces are trying to control me and remove any defiance so I comply with their orders.

I also sometimes think they want to prevent gender reassignment as they know this would lead me to be a more content and they want me depressed and angry as it could make me easier to control.

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,551

You should watch the movie Carnival of Souls OP

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,556

@previous (R)
Is that a movie from the sixties?

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #910,557

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Yes

introman !/3ZwFHfJFI joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,629

@910,551 (R)

Good taste, anon.

@910,431 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Sage oil doesn't cure Borderline Personality Disorder.

https://blogs.psychcentral.com/caregivers/2016/02/5-possible-signs-of-borderline-personality-disorder/

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,631

@previous (introman !/3ZwFHfJFI)

That never crossed my mind, but Catherine could totally have BPD.

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,632

Catherine is too mild for bpd, she probably has mild depression and magical thinking.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,645

@previous (R)

She has been watching Disenchanted and all of a sudden has a demon just like the main character princess.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,678

@previous (G)
Wait, what? Oh, actually, yeah, I remember reading the description.
I haven't started watching it yet.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,688

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

But you reviewed it?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,690

@910,632 (R)
> magical thinking
What?

@previous (G)
No, I didn't. And that thread was hardly a review.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,691

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Then what was it?

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,726

@previous (G)

Looked like a review to me.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,746

@910,691 (G)
An advertisement.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,747

@910,726 (H)
Go flog yourself.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,760

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

You certainly are obsessed with self-harm, Mr.Critic.

Demon King Samson replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,767

@910,690 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_thinking

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #910,806

@910,746 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

You should have bought a Minichan advertisement

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #910,807

@910,767 (Demon King Samson)
Shit, I didn't think this was an anthropological/psychological term. It sounded like some kind of new age bullcrap.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #910,810

@910,466 (I)
do you think cathy could be an active shooter

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #910,811

@previous (U)
Bitch, I may hold violent thoughts, but I know for a fact that I am too much of a pussy to ever pull the trigger of a gun let alone actually shoot one at somebody killing them.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #910,899

@910,810 (U)

> do you think cathy could be an active shooter

no but she might throw a tantrum

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #910,907

guns are also horribly loud.
if you have sensitive ears, you'd take one shot and then say, fuck ow my ears, and then go home

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #917,572

Update on the demon please

Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,170

Bump

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,313

Just to let everyone know, I am a qualified exorcist if anybody ever feels they need one.

MRS DEBORAH JAMES joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,332

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What exorcism college did you attend??

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,339

@previous (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)

> What exorcism college did you attend??

To be an exorcist one must first be a Catholic priest and then acquire permission from one's bishop to perform exorcisms. It is also sometimes required to be a member of the International Association of Exorcists, which I am.

http://icaoe.weebly.com

Bless you for your question!

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,340

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Whom did you train under

MRS DEBORAH JAMES double-posted this 7 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,342

Also not clicking that cp link

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,350

@918,339 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I read that as
To be an exorcist one must first be a Catholic pedophile priest and then acquire permission from one's pedophile bishop to perform exorcisms.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,357

@previous (N)

> I read that as
> To be an exorcist one must first be a Catholic pedophile priest and then acquire permission from one's pedophile bishop to perform exorcisms.

You're saying your mind inserts child rape scenarios into any sentence you read? Interesting, your Rorschach test results must be a Freudian('s) dream. Thanks, that'll be all.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,359

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I need to add my 2cents into this subject.

Massive amount of news on Networks just about every day about the Catholic Church and how it a Syn~dicate of PEDOPHILIA - Just a MASSIVE HUGE Monstrous number of Catholic Priests n Bishops etc - The High Murky Nasty Foul Leaders of the Catholic Church.

Pope is calling in many a Murky Nasty Cardinal n Bishop to Rome for a talking2 - Pope is trying to cover his Ass.

Looking up Catholic Hierarchy that have been arrested and also Ex-communicated and very very very few can be found. Huge Church cover ass going on

On the news last nite here in San Diego a new case of 20 year Pedophile Priest shuttled around from parish to parish to continue to commit CHILD RAPE.

Bishop now admits on camera that he failed to tell the new parish's as to why the Pedophile Priest was moved to their parish.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,368

to properly exorcise the demon seed, one must rub it out

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,395

@918,359 (Syntax)

> I need to add my 2cents into this subject.
>
> Massive amount of news on Networks just about every day about the Catholic Church and how it a Syn~dicate of PEDOPHILIA - Just a MASSIVE HUGE Monstrous number of Catholic Priests n Bishops etc - The High Murky Nasty Foul Leaders of the Catholic Church.
>
> Pope is calling in many a Murky Nasty Cardinal n Bishop to Rome for a talking2 - Pope is trying to cover his Ass.
>
> Looking up Catholic Hierarchy that have been arrested and also Ex-communicated and very very very few can be found. Huge Church cover ass going on
>
> On the news last nite here in San Diego a new case of 20 year Pedophile Priest shuttled around from parish to parish to continue to commit CHILD RAPE.
>
> Bishop now admits on camera that he failed to tell the new parish's as to why the Pedophile Priest was moved to their parish.

no way really

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,421

@918,359 (Syntax)

> Looking up Catholic Hierarchy that have been arrested and also Ex-communicated and very very very few can be found.

So you admit almost none of the Catholic hierarchy are guilty of any crimes against children. Ok thanks, that'll be all.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #918,439

Op give update

Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 5 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #920,189

Is the demon still here?

Anonymous G triple-posted this 7 years ago, 3 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #921,080

Why is Catherine ignoring her own topic?

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #921,099

@previous (G)
it is a mystery

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #921,103

@921,080 (G)
Simple. The Demon inside her is the Boy child now Man inside him. That Man wants to come out. That Man wants to generate and pump sperm into where sperm belongs. Alas the LGBTNBCFOXCBS prohibits such release.

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #921,104

@previous (K)

> Simple. The Demon inside her is the Boy child now Man inside him. That Man wants to come out. That Man wants to generate and pump sperm into where sperm belongs. Alas the LGBTNBCFOXCBS prohibits such release.

wtf is wrong with you

MR MIKE PENCE double-posted this 7 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #921,105

also this

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #921,106

@921,104 (MR MIKE PENCE)
wtf is wrong with you?

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #921,113

bump

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #921,377

@921,104 (MR MIKE PENCE)

Who knows

Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #921,737

Bump

Anonymous G triple-posted this 7 years ago, 3 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #922,579

Ignoring thread tell us more about demon motherfuker

Anonymous G quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #922,924

Yooooo

Anonymous G quintuple-posted this 7 years ago, 5 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,691

Where demon at bitch

DEMON KING SAMSON replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,694

COME OUT AND PLAY CATHERINE...
YOUR DEMON MASTER HAS NEED OF YOUR FEMININE PENIS...
WE WILL STROKE IT AND WHIP IT...
WITH THIN LEATHER WHIPS...

Catherine !lIDT/drNJA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,708

@previous (DEMON KING SAMSON)
You are not my demon,
My demons don't want feminine dick.
They would rather have a lunatic,
then a tiny toothpick.

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,709

@previous (Catherine !lIDT/drNJA)
Haha you admitted your dick is a toothpick lolololol

Catherine !lIDT/drNJA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,714

@previous (R)
Like I never admitted to my small dick on these boards before, amiright?
Also, it's called an exaggeration since nobody's penis is the literal size of a toothpick.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,717

@previous (Catherine !lIDT/drNJA)
You said yours is

Catherine !lIDT/drNJA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,720

@previous (R)
Use your brain. If nobody's penis is the literal size of a toothpick then clearly it was an exaggerated way of describing my tiny dick.
But now you're making me Google to see if it's even remotely possible to have a penis the literal size of one, so fuck you for that.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,729

@924,708 (Catherine !lIDT/drNJA)

Hi, David Berkowitz!

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,731

@924,720 (Catherine !lIDT/drNJA)
Toothpick dick

Catherine !lIDT/drNJA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,738

@previous (R)
A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,739

So do you still think you are possesed?

Catherine !lIDT/drNJA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,746

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Sometimes.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,965

@previous (Catherine !lIDT/drNJA)

Oh you will answer other people but not me

Fuk u muthafucke

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,993

@924,738 (Catherine !lIDT/drNJA)

> A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.

Yeah you

Anonymous R double-posted this 7 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #924,994

Catherine has a micro dick looks like a toothpick loool

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,032

@924,746 (Catherine !lIDT/drNJA)
Do a turpentine cleanse some time, you do a shot a day for three days

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,034

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> Do a turpentine cleanse some time, you do a shot a day for three days

you drink turpentine??? why am I not surprised

U No Who replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,037

@924,720 (Catherine !lIDT/drNJA)
Your reply got me to wonder what Google wood say about Penis size and tooth pick and damn look at this

North Korea does not exactly Add Up

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,041

@925,034 (I)
Me? No, but I have friends who are on an internal parasite cleansing mission, and they do that when they feel the parasites are influencing them, not constantly, just on a cleanse basis, and when they do it's like 5 days in a row and a two day break

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,042

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Do they also happen to abuse recreational drugs?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,044

@previous (R)
Not to my knowledge

Green !!+xBgMG0M3 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,049

http://minichan.org/topic/11103
Try summoning an angel instead.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,051

@925,032 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
That is not a good idea

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,053

@925,041 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

The... Parasites...

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,069

@925,041 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> Me? No, but I have friends who are on an internal parasite cleansing mission, and they do that when they feel the parasites are influencing them, not constantly, just on a cleanse basis, and when they do it's like 5 days in a row and a two day break

your friends are fucking insane and deserve to be drinking turpentine
please don't do that lmao

Anonymous I double-posted this 7 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #925,070

@925,044 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> Not to my knowledge

uhhhhhhh

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 week later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #927,961

How demon be

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #927,963

Ok this topic was never going to be good. But drinking turpentine to kill "parasites". What the fuck. If your left itches it's probably Gremlins. Better drink some acetone to kill them. Not that I do drugs or anything.

??????????????

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #927,966

@925,037 (U No Who)
how the hell does someone have a boner that doesn't even achieve 4 inches

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #938,352

Pls update demon

Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 week later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,737

Why are you pretending you don't have demon anymore fuk u op

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,744

@previous (G)
nice 111get

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,787

@938,352 (G)
Still trying to fight them.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,793

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Fucking update then omg update demon situation bring forth tales

Please demon update the demon

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,796

@previous (G)
The demon(s) still try to take my soul but I remember who I was and where I want to go. This makes me hold my grasp on sanity.

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,800

Is the demon an angry gynoid?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,802

@previous (R)
Not sure, do robots have souls?

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,806

You know what really scares demons away? A life sir. You should get one.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,823

@942,796 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Does same demon haunt your dreams

Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 weeks later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #948,255

R u being haunt by demone

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #948,327

@previous (G)
*haunté

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 2 weeks later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #954,807

Demone cumforth

Miss FAITH OKEKE replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #954,828

demone cumone

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #954,836

@942,823 (G)
I had a dream this morning where I went to Hell and I briefly opened my eyes sometime after it was over to find a demon on my wall since sometimes I see images made up of things around me after I awake. I fell back into the dream and I was apparently with Satan yet a part of me felt that there was still good in him. So over the course of the dream, I eventually brought out the good in him while another more evil soul started his quest to take over Hell. Satan was later redeemed and granted re-entry into Heaven while I remained in Hell to be tormented by the newer more darker demon whose name is unknown. I didn't let this phase me know knowing that one of the most wicked beings in human history if not the history of the universe had been redeemed because I saw something in him that others did not. Though this pride might have been the reasoning for my staying behind in Hell. The dream ended before I saw that story-arch play itself out.

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #954,839

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
cool story bro

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #954,841

@previous (Z-5)
I think it was.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 2 weeks later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #959,756

Any update demonman

Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 week later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,643

How demon do demone

dw ltd replied with this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,646

demone bumpé

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,674

Does your demon force you to put the hand messager on your penis?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,692

@previous (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)
No, that is all me.

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,693

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Fascinating.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #962,704

@962,692 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Do he make you taste flesh of innocent demonaman

Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 days later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #964,440

Bumdemonnnneeee

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #964,451

bumoni

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 2 weeks later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,445

Mindemonenoposte

John !!U1oPlerJJ replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,507

I will pray for you.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,512

bumpdemone

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 years later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,322

Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,325

@previous (Z-6)
Dropped the demon cosplay, but still pretending to be a woman... so, marginally better, but not really?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,327

Are they two separate demons

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,328

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

> Are they two separate demons

There is only one.

Also: punctuate, my dear boy. We've been over this.

Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,336

op has chronic agitated depression.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,347

@1,271,328 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
i was asking @OP

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,353

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
OP is suffering demonic possession, this is no time to be asking him to count the buggers.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,355

Oh man I just hate when that happens.

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,360

I think the Samson persona evolved into the “Cato” persona of Catherine where she posts weird self-hate stuff anonymously in the third person

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 2 years ago, 9 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,461

@1,271,328 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> Also: punctuate, my dear boy. We've been over this.
Nerve: struck.

Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,471

@Admins
How is it even possible to bump a five year-old thread? I thought there was an automatic "lock" on inactive topics.

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,473

@previous (Z-10)
True. But once tteh took over he arbitrarily gave like 3/4ths everyone here moderation privileges. So now seeing "Locked" means next to nothing, like everything else on this site.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,474

@previous (Z-7)
Looks like we've ruffled some feathers :)

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 2 years ago, 59 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,483

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
What makes you say that?

Anonymous Z-8 replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,486

@previous (Z-7)
Dave is just patting himself on the back again and trying to milk as much attention as he can get out of this old thread.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,494

@1,271,461 (Z-7)
impressively punctuated

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 7 months later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,733

Demonbump

Anonymous G double-posted this 1 year ago, 5 months later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,623

Never demoneforget chestdemon hearthand

Anonymous Z-11 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,628

@1,308,733 (G)
Hi Catherine! Seeking more attention?

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,636

@previous (Z-11)

demondemondemondemon