Topic: Happy Fathers Day Amerika!!!
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ started this discussion 15 years ago #7,786
For those of you who are fathers or have living fathers or know your father happy fathers day. Everyone talks about mothers day but your father could snap your mothers neck and kill you in your sleep. Don't fuck with your father. Give him his bottle of Old Spice, do not smile, do not make eye contact, and for fucks sake do NOT tell him you love him as any real man would not say that to you. This only really applies to the guys reading this. Also I have just started to get tired and must be off to sleep for the three or four hours I might get. I would call my dad but he is dead and doesn't give a fuck.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #135,029
My dad is a cunt
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #135,034
I don't know where my dad is.
!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #135,035
Foxygen !xVulpesUUg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #135,036
He's dead, yo.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #135,039
@OP
Way to make us all sad, faggot.
Way to make us all sad, faggot.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #135,041
Happy Father's Day! :-)
Anyone have any suggestions as to what I should make for my dad for supper?
Something summery, should it be burgers? Or something more creative?
Anyone have any suggestions as to what I should make for my dad for supper?
Something summery, should it be burgers? Or something more creative?
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #135,042
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,085
How many people here legitimately have a dead father? Mine died when I was two from cancer. Fuck fathers day.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,095
@135,039 (C)
> Way to make us all sad, faggot.
Just speaking the truth honey bunch. Also I am fucking amazed that I actually got over four hours of sleep today. But if I was a dater I would only need two and elect to spend one drinking.
> Way to make us all sad, faggot.
Just speaking the truth honey bunch. Also I am fucking amazed that I actually got over four hours of sleep today. But if I was a dater I would only need two and elect to spend one drinking.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,124
My son hasn't said a damn thing to me today.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,141
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,142
i seriously thought you might be I will not father even have today
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,143
@135,085 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
> How many people here legitimately have a dead father? Mine died when I was two from cancer. Fuck fathers day.
My dad is legitimately dead.
> How many people here legitimately have a dead father? Mine died when I was two from cancer. Fuck fathers day.
My dad is legitimately dead.
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,144
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,145
@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
I was already in my 20's and away from home. Old enough not to cry but young enough to realize how fucking short life can be.
I was already in my 20's and away from home. Old enough not to cry but young enough to realize how fucking short life can be.
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,147
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I was lucky that I didn't know my father, but unlucky enough for my first memory to be him being taken out of my house on a stretcher a few weeks before he died.
But I didn't have a relationship ship to miss, so that's why I say I was lucky.
I was lucky that I didn't know my father, but unlucky enough for my first memory to be him being taken out of my house on a stretcher a few weeks before he died.
But I didn't have a relationship ship to miss, so that's why I say I was lucky.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,150
@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
That sucks. On one hand you were spared the feeling of loss but in the other you missed out on a relationship. Life is a real pisser sometimes bud.
That sucks. On one hand you were spared the feeling of loss but in the other you missed out on a relationship. Life is a real pisser sometimes bud.
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #135,173
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yeah, I had a few father figures via my church growing up, but it turns out they molested other children, just not me, it was weird, but hey, fuckit, not my body, not my problem
Yeah, I had a few father figures via my church growing up, but it turns out they molested other children, just not me, it was weird, but hey, fuckit, not my body, not my problem