> Break up with her if she doesn't like movies with Samuel L. Jackson in it.
Mi corazon...it flutters when I read this.
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,918
@134,914 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Make sure she doesn't blink either just in case Samuel does a cockflash for a nanosecond.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,922
@previous (!poISOnioxc)
Jesus suck me off Christ could you be any more fucking awesome?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,926
@134,918 (!poISOnioxc) @previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Would you two quit making out and helping me with my OP question.
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,927
@134,922 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Usted es el individuo más dulce que conozco!! :'O @134,922 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Well for the love of Jesus fucking my ass in heaven! Just as fucking awesome as you are.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,929
@134,926 (A)
Sorry man. I am enamored. Go with either Unbreakable or Snakes on a Plane. No...watch them both. If you aren't getting head minutes in then you are doing something wrong.
Fuck you Brian Wilson joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,930
watch footloose with her
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,931
@134,926 (A) > implying there aren't more than 10 awesome movies that have already been recommended for you ITT.
You will probably watch none of it and end up having sex.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,933
@134,927 (!poISOnioxc)
I swear to all knowing all powerful sodomizing moneyshot god, you are the best!
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,936
@134,929 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I am so flattered! :'o @previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I pray 9 times a day thanking the merciful lord for meeting you!
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,940
@previous (!poISOnioxc)
I am awaken 9 times a day by a man singing beautiful songs in a tongue foreign to me. It never bothers me and is something I look forward to all day erry day.
Fuck you Brian Wilson replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,942
just eat her out, scout
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,944
@previous (Fuck you Brian Wilson)
Munch on her twat, Scott
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#134,947
is the first sentence you hear by this man. It means God is Greatest.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#134,949
@previous (!poISOnioxc)
Yes that is what I hear. Also something about a purple beard.
Fuck you Brian Wilson replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#134,952
@134,944 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Just punch her face, ace
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#134,953
@134,949 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Oh yeah..that purple braided beard. The one he uses to whip women whose forehead he can see.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#134,957
@previous (!poISOnioxc)
Or if they expose their bare wrists in an attempt to encourage adultry.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#134,960
@134,952 (Fuck you Brian Wilson)
Give her a rim job, Bob.
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#134,961
@134,957 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Well my dick actually becomes erect when I see a woman's wrist in Saudi Arabia.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#134,967
@previous (!poISOnioxc)
How could it not? I mean we are talking about an Arab woman. Beautiful Arab women with dark hair and stunning eyes. If a dick can stay flaccid around women like that then something is not working correctly.
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#134,971
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I completely agree with you. :')
Fuck you Brian Wilson replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#134,977
@134,960 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Sniff her crack, Jack!
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#134,980
@previous (Fuck you Brian Wilson)
Give her three fingers wide, Clyde.