Topic: Syntax, how did your plans go for...

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,798

...feeding a bunch of Christians to a pack of hungry ocelots in your basement?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later[^] [v] #909,824

lol

Anonymous B double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,825

Syntax kidnaps blonde teenage beauties, ties them up, and lays them on railroad tracks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,827

@previous (B)
I'd like to hear his wheezing, villainous cackle!

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,828

Syntax bodysurfed a 30 foot wave at age 69 with a handgun and survived.

Anonymous B double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,829

Syntax is like Forrest Gump, Lawrence of Arabia, and Evel Knievel rolled into one.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,830

Syntax likes his pubescent eye candy.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,831

Syntax taught Slater how to surf.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,832

Er...no no no...thee thy or eye i EYE have been in re: KOKsuk kontest past few daze and thee re: WON WON WON for sukky suk suk most surfer boy re: KOK KOK KOK

Toodles

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,834

@OP
First of all it is very rare for So Cal houses to have a basement. In theory my underground parking has enough extra room to qualify as sorta 1/2 basement yet it wood B inhuman to house an Ocelot. The nearest Ocelots are 25 miles south of me in the San Diego Zoo.

Currently there are 1000's of Christian Pedophiles that wood make a most excellent food source for Ocelots.

@909,828 (B)
> Syntax bodysurfed a 30 foot

Doubt I have body surfed more than a 7 foot wave and that was b4 I moved to San Diego

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,835

@previous (Syntax)
A rare moment of humility coming from the man who surfed pipeline while doing a handstand on his board. We all know you are a surfing legend.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,838

@previous (B)
I have surfed in Hawaii but NEVER Pipeline.
I doubt the most experts of experts has done a handstand while doing Pipeline unless the surf was the most minimal almost ever

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,839

@previous (Syntax)
what parts of Hawaii did you surf?

Anonymous B double-posted this 7 years ago, 46 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #909,841

I surfed diamond head a few years ago and got my ass kicked

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,842

@909,839 (B)
On the big Island no surfing but a fair amount of scuba and I mean basic scuba and snorkel
Surfed Kauai and Maui various places but nothing like Pipeline - Did visit and view Pipeline and said that ain't for me. Now that said that was years ago and I am more better now than back then BUT not so sure I wood take on Pipeline.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,844

@previous (Syntax)
We should go surfing together if you’re serious. Come down to IB

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,846

@909,841 (B)
I should correct myself. I did some basic surfing on the big Island but nothing to cheer about. Also while there I rented boards and have never transported one of my boards by air EVER. I truly love Surfing my Ocean a Blue but I R not by any means an expert. Downhill skiing I am far more expert but I just Surf for fun and the water temps are in the low 80's currently so it is NO Wet suit for probably the next two plus months

Syntax double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,847

@909,844 (B)
IB? U mean where the TJ Sewage is such that we here call that area by the Sewer by the Sea. Last night on TV News the Mayor of IB was and I am NOT kidding in tears on camera over the current situation.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,850

@909,834 (Syntax)
> Currently there are 1000's of Christian Pedophiles that wood make a most excellent food source for Ocelots.
Does this include Father Merrin?

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,852

@previous (A)
What I have yet to figure out is Y TG aka Merrin now pretends he is not a Pedophile. On scatchan he was always proud of his grooming of young boys.
Yea he wood make most excellent Ocelot food

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,853

@909,847 (Syntax)
Figured you would say that, all bark no bite and sewer obsessed too!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,854

@909,852 (Syntax)
TG always projected his pedophilia onto others. He has done so since he was The Doctor.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,855

@909,853 (B)
Hummmmmmm
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/environment/sd-me-beach-closures-20170427-story.html

Imperial Beach, which stretches past the Tijuana Slough National Wildlife Refuge to the Mexican border, had portions of its shoreline off-limits to swimmers for more than a third of each year on average, according to county records. The seaside community had a total of nearly 1,600 official beach-closure days in the preceding decade.

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,862

What about those hotdogs

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #909,863

@909,842 (Syntax)

> On the big Island no surfing but a fair amount of scuba and I mean basic scuba and snorkel
that's not SCUBA

@909,847 (Syntax)

> IB? U mean where the TJ Sewage is such that we here call that area by the Sewer by the Sea. Last night on TV News the Mayor of IB was and I am NOT kidding in tears on camera over the current situation.

lol

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,889

@previous (C)
Syntax is the villainous old man dressed in a monster costume in every scuba doo episode. He's just trying to scare those meddling kids away from his good surfing spots.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,892

I surf the interwebs all the time..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,897

@909,889 (H)
And he would have gotten away with it too...

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