Topic: My cat is stressed af and i want to die

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 7 years ago #77,786

We moved and the dog keeps fucking with him so he's upset and stressed
Tonight he's been meowing and yowling at all the windows and his own reflection
He shuts up and purrs when I pet him but he won't stay sat down for pets
He's woken up all 5 people
Holy fuck im so tired

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #909,678

Spray him with water and/or urine

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,713

Fucker is fine today
Gonna see if my old roommate still has the feliway spray

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,714

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'm ill. Will you cheer me up by posting a picture of your funbags?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,715

@previous (C)
No

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,716

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,719

@909,715 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Just one of them?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,721

@previous (C)
One look and you will overdose on Everclear & die dead.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,722

I'm sorry bb. Cats just sometimes take a while to get used to a new place.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,723

Sorry to break the bad news to you but it needs to be put down. R.I.P

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,725

@previous (G)
You're the one that needs to kys quickly PLEASE!

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,727

@909,715 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You see this bickering wouldn't have happened if you'd just posted a picture of your baps.

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,737

@909,713 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What is feliway spray??

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,739

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)
pheel good cat pheromones

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,744

@OP

could be the dog is too stressed..

maybe show the MC doglove thread with a couple of your weirder female friends..

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,748

Don’t spray the cat! It is stressed, and that wil make it worse!

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,753

@909,739 (J)
what the fuck

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,760

@909,722 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah he'll be alright
Just sucked, couldn't sleep for hours
The dog needs to calm his shit

@909,737 (MR MIKE PENCE)
Relaxing pheromones
Good for stressed out kitties

@909,748 (L)
Not with water!

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,761

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
if I had a job in heaven and a house next to you in hell..

I'd quit my job and go home..

Anonymous K double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,762

@909,760 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
protip..

get a laser pointer and point it at the floor(never at kitty's eyes) and move it back and forth..

best kitty toy...ever..

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,763

@909,760 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
so like cat brainwashing juice??

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,764

cat feelings
feeling cats
the feeling of cats
how cats feel

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,775

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Glockenspiel

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #909,776

@909,763 (MR MIKE PENCE)
I guess? Its chemicals their own bodies make

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #909,997

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'm still ill if you change your mind about that knockers picture.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #909,999

@909,776 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
ill give U a pic of my knockers

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,012

@previous (J)

Post please.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #910,019

@909,776 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

So is DMT for people lol

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