Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 started this discussion 7 years ago#77,755
Definitely, one of the best new film to come out of the Disney era of the franchise. I honestly hope this film succumbs to The Empire Strikes Back effect and becomes a piece of kino in the future. It would be hilarious to see also since Disney tried to predict that happening for The Last Jedi and for them to be wrong enough that an anthology film managed to live up to that level of quality would make things entertaining to see.
Synopsis:(Because honestly forget spoilers at this point since people are too god damn lazy to go see the film for themselves and trust some random YouTube reviewer with a clear anti-Disney anti-feminist agenda.) The movie follows a young Han Solo, portrayed by Aidan Ehrenreich, from his days running cons on Corellia to his days in the Imperial military where he runs into a band of thieves looking to pull off the biggest heist of their lives in order to repay their debts. When things go wrong, Han and the gang must now find a way to outsmart their adversaries and walk away with their skins.
A simple yet very fun movie and Donald Glover does a quite job portraying Lando Calrissian.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later[^][v]#909,454
9/11 was kind of like when they blew up the Death Star. I mean like if Al Qaeda was the Rebel Alliance and the USA is the empire. I guess Bin Laden would be Yoda.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,460
Expect Catherine get Catherine
> Because honestly forget spoilers at this point since people are too god damn lazy to go see the film for themselves and trust some random YouTube reviewer with a clear anti-Disney anti-feminist agenda
Do you just type literally whatever you're thinking?
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,465
@909,454 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I'm pretty sure Americans are supposed to sympathize with the ragtag rebels fighting against violent, tyrannical oppression. Those guys with British accents on the Death Star that just blew up Alderaan aren't supposed to be sympathetic characters.
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Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,468
@909,454 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
There was a planet in Rogue One named Jedha which is the real-life name of a city in Saudi Arabia spelted Jeddah.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,470
Catherine: A Minichan Story
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,471
> I'm pretty sure Americans are supposed to sympathize with the ragtag rebels fighting against violent, tyrannical oppression.
That doesn't make a whole lot of sense
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,477
@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)
Americans had a more noble image of themselves as a nation when the original movies came out. :\
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,478
@previous (D)
Right. In today’s America, the authoritarian Empire would be viewed as heroic. Meanwhile, the multi-species, anti-authoritarian rebels would be viewed as villains.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,503
@previous (E)
The sith lords would call themselves the "alt-empire" and there would be an Alderaan truther movement.
@909,477 (D)
It's amazing what 40 years of critical theory and identity politics can do to a nation.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,510
@OP > Glover does a quite job
I bet he did! Good for you!
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 51 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,511
How’s your conversion to Islam coming along OP?
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,552
*Soylo: A soy wars story
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,554
Read this as:
Me Catherine hurrrrr.
Me like Star Wars durrrrrrrrrr.
MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#909,555