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Topic: [Important] I will not be taking my daily-shit-at-work (pronounced as one word) today

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 7 years ago #77,620

As upon inspection of the secret toilet, I found it had been used exclusively by the builders doing the work in the main hall. This had left it smelly and dirty with bit of shite sat in the bottom of the toilet bowl. I shall wait til I get home. Thanks

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #908,110

I always avoid shitting at work, at friends' houses, or anywhere that isn't my own home, tbh. It is disgusting. Thanks.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #908,111

@previous (B)
Then you have not discovered the secret toilet or worked in a building with a secret toilet. Secret toilets bring joy and freedom to a mans arse.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #908,113

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw) Matt's never had a job. This is why he only shits at home.

HAHA I'M NOT MATT YOU DUMBASS

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Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #908,115

@908,111 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I have not. What do you mean by secret? Hidden from everybody, including staff? Why would such a toilet exist? Nothing better than shitting at home, either way. Admit it.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #908,116

@previous (B)
Hidden and cleaned. This hotel I'm at has several public toilets but this one toilet is located in an area no one really passes by and is on a floor when those whom do pass by have a room so no one is ever in there PLUS it is regularly cleaned and stocked.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #908,117

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Fair enough, that might be alright then. Still prefer to take a shit at home but I'd be fine with a secret loo I guess.

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Sheila LaBœf joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #908,143

@908,116 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Hidden and cleaned. This hotel I'm at has several public toilets but this one toilet is located in an area no one really passes by and is on a floor when those whom do pass by have a room so no one is ever in there PLUS it is regularly cleaned and stocked.

it's not hidden if a bunch of workers just shat in it

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #908,144

@908,117 (B)

I would have mine behind a bookcase

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #908,166

@908,143 (Sheila LaBœf)
The area has been closed off for repair and workers told not to enter the hotel so they had to use that toilet.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #908,179

I just shit in my pants. Where I live they pay someone to just change and spruce me up.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #908,180

@908,113 (C)
What??? Are you implying that everyone is not, in fact, Matt?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #908,217

The handicapped toilet is always superior
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