Topic: Cumshots

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,612

Alright my friend has an idea for a business. Remember in the 1980s and 1990s, how that store “Glamor Shots” in malls would take these cheesy photos of you supposedly “looking fancy” with clothing, makeup, etc.? Well, my friend wants to open a mall store called Cumshots. It is basically like Glamor Shots, except that, while the person is making you look “fancy”, a nude man stands masturbating in a side room that is not visible to the customer. When it is time to take your picture, right as you smile and the camera is about to click, the nude man runs out and cums all over your face. The camera then captures your look of shock and horror and disgust. So, what do you think about Cumshots?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #908,049

I think your fantasies are getting weirder the older you get Matt.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #908,051

@previous (B)
How many years away is he from Syntax level perversion?

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #908,052

Imagine if Matt and Lynne were friends instead of enemies

MR MIKE PENCE double-posted this 7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #908,053

God

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #908,054

@908,049 (B)
Not Matt idiot

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #908,060

I'd watch that show starring Aston Kutcher

you got punktid bitch

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #908,069

Fast Times At Socialist High