Topic: Great words from a stable genius master orator

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,593

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #907,830

It looks like Trump wins again!

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,831

If if if if if if if if if if if we fall for, you know, a bunch of okie-doke, just because, you know it it it. You know, it it it it it it sounds funny or the tweets are provocative

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,832

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,835

We need to get Syntax and Trump to have a conversation.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,836

@907,831 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Obama never said anything Trump-level, or even close. Trump is otherworldly levels of retarded. Try again!

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,837

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
That's because he was reading Jon Favreau's words off a teleprompter.

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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 46 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,838

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I guess Trump is just unable to read, then? ???

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,839

@907,837 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
You could have Trump reading Shakespearean prose and he would still sound like the moron he is. He'd also ad lib like crazy in the Trumpian way where it adds no actual value because it's just a direct synonym. If you asked him to say "The cat was big." full stop, he'd say "The cat was big, and honestly huge, believe me, I know cats."

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #907,842

@907,831 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Typical cult gaslighting reply: ignore the actual point, and engage in whataboutism.

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #907,855

shit could get

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