Topic: Petition to ban jokes that I just don't get
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,590
A lot of decent topics are getting deleted but stale jokes that no one understands are never deleted. This is a petition to get rid of the nonsensical jokes that are posted regularly .
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| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Delete them and ban the poster. | 4 | 31% | |
| Just delete the posts. | 1 | 8% | |
| Be the shitty mod you are and allow it. | 8 | 62% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #907,777
Most here get the jokes. Give the joke thread time and perhaps the joke you fail to get will be explained.
Otherwise do as you do with the telly and change the channel aka topic.
Otherwise do as you do with the telly and change the channel aka topic.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,780
@previous (B)
> Most here get the jokes.
The replies of I don't get it says otherwise.
> Give the joke thread time and perhaps the joke you fail to get will be explained.
They are typically other posters that also don't understand the joke that are trying to explain thejoke and must be doing so incorrectly because I just still don’t get it.
> Otherwise do as you do with the telly and change the channel aka topic.
Seems like a lot of work for nothing.
> Most here get the jokes.
The replies of I don't get it says otherwise.
> Give the joke thread time and perhaps the joke you fail to get will be explained.
They are typically other posters that also don't understand the joke that are trying to explain thejoke and must be doing so incorrectly because I just still don’t get it.
> Otherwise do as you do with the telly and change the channel aka topic.
Seems like a lot of work for nothing.
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Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 56 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,782
The killer shit guy?
Yeah I'd like to see him gone too
Yeah I'd like to see him gone too
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,783
> A lot of decent topics are getting deleted
LOL
Maybe The Board is eating them.
LOL
Maybe The Board is eating them.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,784
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 0 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,785
i think he was touched by a polish person
MR MIKE PENCE double-posted this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,786
MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,788
im gay lol
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,789
@907,783 (D)
That not possible. It's just an oversensitive person actually deleting them.
@907,784 (E)
And you think you don't sound like a dumb fuck with your shitty jokes? I mean, what do you do? Do you Google shittiest jokes and post the results here?
That not possible. It's just an oversensitive person actually deleting them.
@907,784 (E)
And you think you don't sound like a dumb fuck with your shitty jokes? I mean, what do you do? Do you Google shittiest jokes and post the results here?
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,791
@previous (A)
I'm not the 'killer shit' guy. And congrats on proving my theory that you're an oblivious dumb fuck.
I'm not the 'killer shit' guy. And congrats on proving my theory that you're an oblivious dumb fuck.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,796
@907,789 (A)
> That not possible.
It's a well known fact that The Board feed on quality topics.
> It's just an oversensitive person actually deleting them.
Well someone here is certainly oversensitive.
> That not possible.
It's a well known fact that The Board feed on quality topics.
> It's just an oversensitive person actually deleting them.
Well someone here is certainly oversensitive.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,799
@907,791 (E)
> I'm not the 'killer shit' guy.
Of course you are and you are funny in one way. You're funny because you actually thought your jokes were funny and everyone would like you because you posted them.
@previous (D)
I'm not oversensitive. It's just that terrible jokes are known to kill what you call the board. If you are autistic enough to like the jokes, which you seem to be, make your vote known and move along.
> I'm not the 'killer shit' guy.
Of course you are and you are funny in one way. You're funny because you actually thought your jokes were funny and everyone would like you because you posted them.
@previous (D)
I'm not oversensitive. It's just that terrible jokes are known to kill what you call the board. If you are autistic enough to like the jokes, which you seem to be, make your vote known and move along.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,800
how do you guys not get those jokes
they're so simple
they're so simple
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,801
Anonymous E double-posted this 7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #907,802
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #907,809
@previous (E)
> It's just retarded OP who doesn't get them.
Wrong, dumb ass. There's plenty of people that don't get your dumb jokes. Just get a life. Better yet, try stand up comedy and I hope someone throws a rotten tomato down your throat and you choke to death!!
> It's just retarded OP who doesn't get them.
Wrong, dumb ass. There's plenty of people that don't get your dumb jokes. Just get a life. Better yet, try stand up comedy and I hope someone throws a rotten tomato down your throat and you choke to death!!
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #907,814
Stop trying to ban everything that you personally dislike.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #907,816
Why does OP hate free speech?
MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #907,857
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #907,861
Regretting that third option right about now but that's what I get for making a fair poll.
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 14 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #907,862
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #907,873
Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #907,874
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #907,895
I don't get at least half of unfunny joke guy's jokes
