Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#77,505
But 1. They are not greasy
2. They don't smell of rotten animal flesh
3. The fart is not the ghost of the dead animal I ate that travels the earth making random stinkiness everywhere
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,093
Would you rather inhale light refreshing veggietoots (pronounced as one word) from a 110 pound vegan effeminate Soy-Boy (pronounced as one wœrd) or inhale noxious GreasyMcDonældFarts (prounouced as one word) from the poo encrusted anuï of 18 year old Emma Watson?
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,098
@907,092 (D) > literally everyone on the internet except you is “Matt”
Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,099
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,104
@previous (C)
Indeed! The radiant, ever beautiful, and eternally gassy and slightly sassy Emma Watson!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,108
I would sniif the farts of a 600 pound negress who has just ate her fill from McDonalds. Gives me a major boner just thinking of the stench the 600 pound negress could expel into my flared nostrils.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,111
@previous (F)
Inside the back of a dirty USPS van?
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,113
@previous (E)
No...... a Hostess Twinkie delivery van that I would steal from the factory down the street. I would hope to find some Twinkies and Ho Ho's in there to feed the 600 pound negress while I sniff her butthole.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,115
@previous (F)
What pray-tell (pronouced as one word) would you do after?
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,119
@previous (E)
After I sniff her butthole and if I cum on her I would just take her back home. But if she doesn't smell just right and I can not get off on her I would kick her in the pelvic region and then dump her out on the street. Probably go to a McDonalds drive thru in my Hostess Twinkie truck, order me a #4 super sized with a diet coke, go home and watch reruns of Hawaii Five O and eat my #4 super sized and wash it down with my diet coke.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,121
@previous (F)
You should take her to In N Out and order her the EXTRA CRISPY CHICKY CHICKY
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#907,127