Topic: How is Bert most likely to die?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,483 Choose one from the list below.
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Surrounded by loved ones after a long, fulfilling life.
2
17%
Homeless and alone drinking sterno under a bridge.
5
42%
Kicked to death by six angry black dudes.
2
17%
Choking on a fat nugget cock in his cum filled throat.
3
25%
Other (write in)
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0%
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago , 3 minutes later[^] [v] #906,841 Old and laughing at how he successfully trolled everyone on here into obsessing over him.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago , 36 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,842 @previous (B)
Is he Syntax's son?
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago , 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,843 > Kicked to death by six angry black dude
I'd pay $100 to see this on World Star
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago , 8 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,844 @906,842 (C)
> Is he Syntax's son?
Could be, he's frequently destitute after all.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago , 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,883 can I get some..Sterno®...
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago , 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,925 @906,843 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I'd pay a hundred dollars for your address..
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago , 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,955 @previous (F)
What, praytell, do you want his address for? Aren't there enough dicks in Knoxville for you to gnaw on?
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago , 7 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #907,017 @previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'd put him...on worldstar..
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