Topic: who was the first person to have a gigantic problem with the idea of avacado toast
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #77,466
You know, I think the first time I heard of avacado toast, it was some kind of mockery of people who eat avacado toast. I'm not sure if it means you are a fag, or a millenial, or have too much money, or what the fuck. Who gives a shit. Who started this weird hatred of avacoado toast. Also, what the fuck is avacaodo toast
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #906,628
I just hate avocados, period.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,632
Avocado toast used to be a hip cool thing. These days if you aren't eating Soy-vocado™ on gluten free, fat free, sugar free, yeast free, GMO free, sourdough warm-bread whilst drinking diet water you aren't hip and/or cool.Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,637
Avocado toast is pretty awesome. If some douchebag somewhere gets triggered by me eating it, that's just a reason to eat more.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,761
Funny story, I went out with a millennial chick a few weeks back and she wanted avacado toast as an appetizer. All the stories are true.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,797
Avocado is a shitty meme that companies everywhere are cashing in on
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,798
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,800
@previous (G)
It is a meme, do you know the amount of avocado gimmick shit that gets sold? They have entire avocado restaurants. It's a system that propagates itself. Eventually everyone is going to realize that avocados are shit and the real money is on citrus fruits
It is a meme, do you know the amount of avocado gimmick shit that gets sold? They have entire avocado restaurants. It's a system that propagates itself. Eventually everyone is going to realize that avocados are shit and the real money is on citrus fruits
q. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,802
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,803
@906,800 (F)A sexy college professor is to investigate a sudden avocado shortage. What she finds is a government plot to use the avocado shortage as a cover for capturing the women of a tribe where the women run things and the men are subservient, to turn them into Malibu housewives.
"Margo Hunt: They're an ancient commune of feminists, so radical, so militant, so left of center they... they eat their men.
Bunny: Oh, that. Well, if I like a guy, I usually start at...
Margo Hunt: They don't eat their men like that, Bunny.
"Ford Maddox: Dr. Hunt, 98 percent of the avocadoes produced in the United States come from the state of California. Most of these come from a jungle area that spreads from Bakersfield to the Mexican border: the Avocado Belt.
Margo Hunt: I'm aware of that. What does it have to do with me?
Col. Mattel: Miss Hunt, maybe you don't get the point. Avocadoes are vital to this nation's security interests. The Communists are already in control of Nicaragua and Guatemala and El Salvador, strife with revolution. California is the last secure supply of avocadoes in the free world! We're on the verge of a major Avocado Gap with the Soviet Union."
"Dr. Kurtz: This is a war! A war between men and women. Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,811
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,814
Avocado doesn't even taste that good.
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,815
@906,811 (F)
Sorta of. It's a "B movie" and worth a view. Not good enough to watch all the way through but good enough to not want to miss what you watch.
Sorta of. It's a "B movie" and worth a view. Not good enough to watch all the way through but good enough to not want to miss what you watch.
squeegee replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,817
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,837
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,839
It’s just an avocado spread on toast. Why is it something “special”?
q. replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,847
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,848
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,851
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,868
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
$10
https://sf.eater.com/2017/5/23/15677684/avocado-toast-prices-menu-costs-san-francisco
http://time.com/4861608/avocado-toast-cost-spending-americans-square/
$10
https://sf.eater.com/2017/5/23/15677684/avocado-toast-prices-menu-costs-san-francisco
http://time.com/4861608/avocado-toast-cost-spending-americans-square/
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,875
San francisco, oh well that place has become famous as an over-gentrified playground for the fortunate tech industry players
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,880
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,897
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,905
Sad to see that Minichan is on the same comedic wavelengths as baby boomer conservatives.
durr millenials durr avocado toast durr snowflakes
durr millenials durr avocado toast durr snowflakes
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,907
@previous (M)
> Sad to see that Minichan is on the same comedic wavelengths as baby boomer conservatives.
>
> durr millenials durr avocado toast durr snowflakes
that was you that did that just now though
no one else did
> Sad to see that Minichan is on the same comedic wavelengths as baby boomer conservatives.
>
> durr millenials durr avocado toast durr snowflakes
that was you that did that just now though
no one else did
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,908
This isn’t the only topic here bud
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,910
@906,851 (Sheila LaBoof)
> so it costs $20 bucks?
You can pay too much for it in the same way people pay too much for anything trendy. Avocados are pretty inexpensive now. Pointing a finger at people eating avocado toast is just the latest version of laughing at the person who pays way too much for a cup of coffee at Starbuck's or drops a bunch of money on a "designer" burger. It's nice to know that someone found a way to market all those avocados that flood in every summer and create demand. In a few months it'll be pumpkin spice everything again.
> so it costs $20 bucks?
You can pay too much for it in the same way people pay too much for anything trendy. Avocados are pretty inexpensive now. Pointing a finger at people eating avocado toast is just the latest version of laughing at the person who pays way too much for a cup of coffee at Starbuck's or drops a bunch of money on a "designer" burger. It's nice to know that someone found a way to market all those avocados that flood in every summer and create demand. In a few months it'll be pumpkin spice everything again.
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,911
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,914
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,915
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #907,920
I don't want a pizza, I don't want a piece of
Peanut brittle, I don't want a pear
I don't want a bagel, I don't want a bean I
Wouldn't like a bag of beef or a beer or a
Cup of chowder, corn, cake, or creamed cauliflower cause I'm
Waiting for the dinner bell to do the bell thing
Dinner bell, dinner bell, ring
Peanut brittle, I don't want a pear
I don't want a bagel, I don't want a bean I
Wouldn't like a bag of beef or a beer or a
Cup of chowder, corn, cake, or creamed cauliflower cause I'm
Waiting for the dinner bell to do the bell thing
Dinner bell, dinner bell, ring
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #907,949
damn, those lyrics stick in the head don't they
MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #907,990
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #907,991
I don't know whether I'd rather be having a bottle of vinegar. I don't know whether I'd rather be having an egg. I don't know whether I'd rather be having an order of bacon, or whether I'd rather be having a basket of garlic bread. I don't know whether I'd rather be having some pie or saving my appetite.