Topic: i tried doing tinder for a week and idk how people do it
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,439
it's so fast paced. back in my day you had to butter each other up for months before meeting IRL
do people really just meet up immediately now
am I an agoraphobe
do people really just meet up immediately now
am I an agoraphobe
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 minutes later[^] [v] #906,421
If you are ninjj then you need to lie about your height. Girls usually only accept dates from guys who are at least 2 inches taller than them
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,426
@previous (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
should I warn them before I stick my finger in their butt or just do it
should I warn them before I stick my finger in their butt or just do it
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #906,429
I tried one of those Tinder-for-dogs apps, and it was really just humans posting pictures of dogs and humans making posts for dogs. You can tell when you meet the dogs, by how surprised they are to see you and by how they react, that they aren't actually the ones using the app. I wouldn't be surprised if Tinder for humans had the same kind of problems.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #906,433
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #906,435
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,457
yeah im not a fan of tinder
people always have weird vibes
i made some good friends on okcupid tho
people always have weird vibes
i made some good friends on okcupid tho
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,461
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I've managed to bang a bird from every dating app or site I've used except PoF.
I've managed to bang a bird from every dating app or site I've used except PoF.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,462
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,464
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Sure but so is ordering a McDonalds. It's the quality lays one should go after
Sure but so is ordering a McDonalds. It's the quality lays one should go after
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,470
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I agree
I found the quality of lays went up after I decided to only fuck people who I would want to be friends/hang out with
I agree
I found the quality of lays went up after I decided to only fuck people who I would want to be friends/hang out with
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,471
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think I must be really shallow, after spending some real time with the quality lays I had, I just wanted to go back and play vidya, drink beer and watch porn.
I think I must be really shallow, after spending some real time with the quality lays I had, I just wanted to go back and play vidya, drink beer and watch porn.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,474
squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,485
Tinder is literally the best thing ever. I recommend being super, super picky. Like really picky. There's just so many women available you cant bother with the marginal ones. Especially at first. The algorithm uses facial recognition software to identify attractive traits you're likely to swipe right on, and if you only pick women who fit your type then eventually you'll be awash in a sea of slightly different looking but all similarly equally attractive women.Once you start seeing lots of profiles you want to bang then that's when you get real liberal and swipe right on most of them.
As for meeting up immediately, lol, yup. The other night I matched with a chick and found out we live on the same street, then found out we were in the same neighborhood, then figured out we were a one minute walk away. I walk my dog past her place everyday.
So, 1:30AM we get together to take a walk with my dog and say hello.
She was a catfish. Probably posting pics from 5 years ago. Fat. That's the real struggle.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,489
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,490
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,492
Yeah idk kids these days with their newfangled sex appss. Sleeping with strangers feels like a lot of effort for probably an average forgettable orgasm. Rather bang people I know/care about.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,497
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah idk I realized last year that like two friends I made off okcupid have led to my entire friend group
Yeah idk I realized last year that like two friends I made off okcupid have led to my entire friend group
squeegee replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,499
squeegee double-posted this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,501
Okay, not really. I was very polite and she was a nice girl. Actually pretty shy and obviously lonely. Probably a prude, too. Not at all my type. Misleading profile too, besides the pics. Not the free spirited fun loving socialite I was expecting.
So I was a gentleman. Cause that's how I roll.
So I was a gentleman. Cause that's how I roll.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,502
@906,497 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That's nice! You probably can't get that as easy off tinder because everything there is much shallower. I should probably update my okc profile or make a new one ugh.
That's nice! You probably can't get that as easy off tinder because everything there is much shallower. I should probably update my okc profile or make a new one ugh.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,504
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,505
@906,457 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> yeah im not a fan of tinder
> people always have weird vibes
>
> i made some good friends on okcupid tho
i tried okc for new friends but it seems like there were super few users
and all the ones left look kinda like... hamfist or what I imagine your friends to look like. it's 50/50
it's not bad it's just weird
edit: it's kinda bad
edit: it's bad
> yeah im not a fan of tinder
> people always have weird vibes
>
> i made some good friends on okcupid tho
i tried okc for new friends but it seems like there were super few users
and all the ones left look kinda like... hamfist or what I imagine your friends to look like. it's 50/50
it's not bad it's just weird
edit: it's kinda bad
edit: it's bad
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Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,509
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,516
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,517
@906,502 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I got laid easily
The problem was that it facilitates a different kind of interaction and nobody else wanted to just actually chill too :c
@906,505 (A)
It was hit or miss
I wouldn't bother w it now bc I have both social skills and friends but it was useful then
I got laid easily
The problem was that it facilitates a different kind of interaction and nobody else wanted to just actually chill too :c
@906,505 (A)
It was hit or miss
I wouldn't bother w it now bc I have both social skills and friends but it was useful then
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,519
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> I got laid easily
> The problem was that it facilitates a different kind of interaction and nobody else wanted to just actually chill
i don't want to get laid I want to chill
> I got laid easily
> The problem was that it facilitates a different kind of interaction and nobody else wanted to just actually chill
i don't want to get laid I want to chill
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,522
I met my girlfriend from a one night stand on Tinder.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,523
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,524
My current relationship happened just like this song https://youtu.be/wha6bFmUtCA