Topic: Why do you all call Bert a pedo when the object of his obsession and lust is a woman in her 20s?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,427

Genuine question.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #906,361

Because he's been hitting on trip since she was still in her early teens.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,362

But if he were a pedo he'd have lost his obsession once she passed puberty no?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,363

@previous (A)

> But if he were a pedo he'd have lost his obsession once she passed puberty no?

being a pedophile doesn't mean you are exclusively attracted to children
Bert called an 8 year old hot like 2 months ago tho

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,365

@previous (C)

> Bert called an 8 year old hot like 2 months ago tho

damn

@OP
i still get told i look 14-16 pretty often
Bert has been hitting on me for...what, at least 3 years? I can't imagine i looked like less of a child then
a person i used to hook up with said he routinely got asked he was sure i wasn't underage

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #906,367

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I remember of the story you told about getting told off at the table because she thought you were a ten year old Lol

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,430

@906,365 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> > Bert called an 8 year old hot like 2 months ago tho
>
> damn
>
>
> i still get told i look 14-16 pretty often
> Bert has been hitting on me for...what, at least 3 years? I can't imagine i looked like less of a child then
> a person i used to hook up with said he routinely got asked he was sure i wasn't underage

I am turned on as much by your mind...as you smoking hot body..

Anonymous F double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,431

@906,363 (C)
when was that..

Anonymous F triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,432

@906,365 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
anon C is making shit up..

Anonymous F quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,434

@906,365 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Wernt

you 18 three years ago..

I guess I been flirting longer than that..

youre special though...you are not only hot physically...you are bright af..

whoever gets a hold on you is going to be one of the most fortunate dudes in the history of dudes..

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,458

@906,367 (E)
I don't remember this story
It sounds hilarious

Last Christmas I made a turkey for Christmas dinner at the punk lofts bar and some guy was freaking out bc he thought I was underage :(

Security at the bar I worked at said I look like 14

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,508

@906,431 (F)

> when was that..

in one of Matt's lil tay threads lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,563

@906,365 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> i still get told i look 14-16 pretty often
> Bert has been hitting on me for...what, at least 3 years? I can't imagine i looked like less of a child then
> a person i used to hook up with said he routinely got asked he was sure i wasn't underage

But if the reason for calling Bert a pedophile is that he is attracted to someone who looks underage then doesn't it follow that your boyfriend must therefore also be a pedo, as well as all the other guys you've dated and who - according to you - keep being asked if they're sure you're not underage?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,572

@previous (A)
No, because Bert is a drunken, middle aged rape-fetishist.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,573

@previous (G)

> No, because Bert is a drunken, middle aged rape-fetishist.

That may all be true but it doesn't make him a pedophile. I'm trying to get an answer to why you all call him a pedophile for being attracted to chili dog.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,575

@previous (A)
what about when he admits that he's attracted to other children you just gonna ignore that?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,576

@previous (C)
What other children. Link please.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,577

@906,575 (C)
Yeah, please link to one time he's done that and then I'll understand why you call him a pedo.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,583

@previous (A)
here's him not being able to stop thinking about an underaged looking lady
https://minichan.org/topic/77139

cant find the one where he said lil Tay was "gonna be sexy.." or something tho
what stake do you have in defending Bert? do you deny that he is all that is man.. and virile...that bert will fuck anything that moves..

Modedit: Use HTTPS. Thanks.

(Edited 6 days later by a moderator.)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,586

@previous (C)
That girl in the video is not underaged.
You're full of bullshit.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,587

@previous (I)
what and lil Tay isn't like 9?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,588

@906,583 (C)

> here's him not being able to stop thinking about an underaged looking lady
> http://minichan.org/topic/77139
>
> cant find the one where he said lil Tay was "gonna be sexy.." or something tho
> what stake do you have in defending Bert? do you deny that he is all that is man.. and virile...that bert will fuck anything that moves..

We're going in circles here. The "lady" (your word) in that video clearly isn't a child. And if being attracted to someone who "looks underage" makes Bert a pedo, then all of Chili Dog's boyfriends were pedos.

And it's convenient you "can't find the one" which you claim proves he's a pedo.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,590

@906,587 (C)

> what and lil Tay isn't like 9?

This would be the alleged post that literally nobody else in this thread including Chili Dog has ever even heard of and which you now "can't find"?

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,592

@906,573 (A)
We call him a pedo because we don't like him. That should be obvious by now.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,595

@previous (G)
Using pedo as a general flame, diminishes the term. On MC there was Leo Vargas a certified pedo. Then Matt and now TG-Merrin.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,603

TG/Merrin did confirm he is a pedo.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,607

@906,590 (A)
well I'm not gonna go digging for some year old Matt shitpost because you decided to throw a tantrum Mr.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,641

haters gonna hate..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,732

@906,607 (C)

> well I'm not gonna go digging for some year old Matt shitpost

"year old" eh? And here you told chili dog it was from only 2 months ago:

@906,363 (C)

> Bert called an 8 year old hot like 2 months ago tho

In other words you've been caught lying.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,753

@906,641 (F)
Well, there's nothing about you to like.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,783

@previous (B)
I am honest...polite...and have a heart of gold..

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,785

@906,753 (B)
It does take a village. He I think is somewhat sober? Is working hard. Many on MC fail to work at all.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,786

@906,732 (A)
why would I make that up

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,826

@906,783 (F)
That doesn't mean anyone likes you.

Anonymous B double-posted this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,827

@906,785 (J)
He's not sober. He still has drinking issues.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,926

@906,785 (J)
I am somewhat sober..

I have a small nip to help me relax after a hard nights work...but that is about it..

Anon Z !mAWXx.yUc2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,978

@previous (F)

> I am somewhat sober..
>
>
> I have a small nip to help me relax after a hard nights work...but that is about it..

How many shots is a small nip?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #907,010

@previous (Anon Z !mAWXx.yUc2)
I can almost count them on one hand..

Anonymous F double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #907,012

@906,978 (Anon Z !mAWXx.yUc2)
sometimes less than that..

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #907,016

@907,010 (F)
Oh fucking wonderful. You're back to that EPIC 5 SHOT Cocktail again.
chili will be so proud of you.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #907,018

@previous (K)
it's medicinal..

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #907,021

@previous (F)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 months later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,985

@906,786 (C)

> why would I make that up

We're all still waiting for you to answer this.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,988

I don't think that he is a pedophile

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #971,991

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I think he is closet fanny bandit.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,001

@906,458 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

That might be the story I was thinking of! You told it to me in IRC.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,007

@971,988 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I don't think that he is a pedophile

I agree - However back in his Rape threat days bert was an Equal Opportunity threat maker - Could have been 80 or 8 yrs old and that got him in2 so much water and it took Years to get him to change his ways - He is formally banned from TC as result and only gets in because he keeps changing his cell phone provider with phones he finds as toss away.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 59 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,030

@971,985 (A)
just you bud

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,067

@previous (C)
So you can't answer why you made it up. Ok thanks, that'll be all.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,070

@previous (A)
tbh I don't know what you're talking about about I just saw that this draad was seven months old

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,075

@previous (C)
So now that you know, can you answer it?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,083

@previous (A)
i still don't know I've just been hitting the new reply button

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,086

@previous (C)
So you still can't answer it. Ok thanks, that'll be all.

Anon X-1 replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,088

@972,083 (C)
Best you not use that button. Reply DOES NOT cites and the Reply is somewhat ghost like.

In more better words use the Cite button

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,090

@previous (Anon X-1)
what syntax

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 12 seconds later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,091

@972,086 (A)
thanks

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,198

@972,001 (E)
oh, probably! i've hung out with that person since, he's pretty alright

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,367

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
YOU'RE pretty alright

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,368

I remember Matt stopped talking about Emma Watson and Miley Cyrus when they turned 18 ?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #972,441

@972,367 (E)
:)

Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 2 months later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #990,582

bump

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #990,583

this thread aged well

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #990,584

@972,368 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> I remember Matt stopped talking about Emma Watson and Miley Cyrus when they turned 18 ?

Yea but all he wanted to do to them was smell their farts. He didn't want to really molest lol

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #990,588

@990,583 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Does have me wondering about one reply in thread. I don't post drunk yet it sure looks like I was.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 days later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #991,087

@previous (Syntax)
Sorry?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #991,090

@990,583 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
you aged well

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 59 seconds later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #991,091

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
you too thanks <3

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 months later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,570

@990,584 (Q)

> > I remember Matt stopped talking about Emma Watson and Miley Cyrus when they turned 18 ?
>
> Yea but all he wanted to do to them was smell their farts. He didn't want to really molest lol

Interested to see if his Billie Eilish obsession goes away when she turns 18 next month.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,573

That shit was just playful banter on my part way back then..

Now I know she is trained to go...and is ready to roll..

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,580

@906,573 (A)
You've had this all wrong from the beginning. We consider him a pedophile because he posted a photo of under aged girls in provocative poses. The image has since been removed, but the mods can confirm that Bert was banned for that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,582

@previous (R)

> You've had this all wrong from the beginning.

This thread was made 1.4 years ago.

> We consider him a pedophile because he posted a photo of under aged girls in provocative poses. The image has since been removed, but the mods can confirm that Bert was banned for that.

That incident happened 7 months ago and is already covered in this thread. Keep up.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,588

@previous (A)
Makes no difference. We still consider him a pedophile because he posted a photo of under aged girls in provocative poses.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,793

@OP

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,802

@1,064,588 (S)
@previous (J)
Again, that incident happened 7 months ago. This question was about why people called him a pedo 1.4 years ago. Did you have a premonition that he'd do that?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,803

@previous (A)
Thank you for your dedication to this case, OP. With your diligence, we WILL get to the bottom of this!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,804

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Thank you! I just think it's funny how some here were like "Stop hitting on that 22 year old woman you nonce!"

Mr. Augustine David joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,832

@previous (A)
I think that's an appropriate insult for a 50 something hitting on a 20 yo

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,837

@previous (Mr. Augustine David)
Barely 50 something.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,846

@1,064,832 (Mr. Augustine David)

> I think that's an appropriate insult for a 50 something hitting on a 20 yo

A 50 year old guy finding a 22 year old woman attractive is pedophilia now? The times they are a'changin!

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,848

@1,064,832 (Mr. Augustine David)
My gf is 15 years younger than me, and she's 35. Does this make me a pedophile?

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,849

@previous (V)
Jerry Lewis did it..

Mr. Augustine David replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,850

@1,064,848 (V)
No

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,864

@1,064,837 (F)

> Barely 50 something.

lol

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,876

@1,064,846 (A)
You will have to ask Triptych when he started hitting on her.
Bert in the past has hit on women 20 years older than him and NOT LET GO. With him age has never been an issue. I think as long as the gurl looks like a Girl, matters like Penis or Vag make no difference to him. His health is such he cannot do much with his because the Heroin and other drugs destroyed his vascular system decades ago. Back in the Navy days bert was into his shipmates which got him booted from the Navy with a dishonorable discharge for discharging dishonorably.

Only the most recent event where bert came out has having very young girls (Under 12-13 yrs old) for his fapping stored on his hard drive and ending up permabanned for that - That exposed the real bert -

This reply may or may not have Syntax in it.

Anonymous V replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,939

@previous (W)
Whom is this Bert you seem to be infatuated with?

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,953

@previous (V)
He is that bum you want to assfuck and that he will do just for a Wendy's burger.

Anonymous V replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,992

@previous (Syntax)

> He is that bum you want to assfuck and that he will do just for a Wendy's burger.

You sure talk about anal sex a lot. Is there something you'd like to tell us?

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