Topic: I put my finger up my girlfriend's arse.
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 7 years ago #77,422
During sex. It came out clean but had a very slight poop smell that wasn't too unpleasant.
Just saying because I know some posters would be interested.
Just saying because I know some posters would be interested.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #906,290
Can you please describe the smell in exacting, scientific detail?
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,291
@previous (B)No because I don't want to betray her trust, but I will post a picture of her from above from last week when we were in Spain.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,300
@OP
Only Matt would be interested, that's why he wants you to describe the smell in exacting, scientific detail.
Only Matt would be interested, that's why he wants you to describe the smell in exacting, scientific detail.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,303
@906,291 (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
How long was it before that random girl's boyfriend chased you off?
How long was it before that random girl's boyfriend chased you off?
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,304
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #906,305
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #906,306
@previous (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
Serious question: have you smelled her poot yet? Things change once that happens. Not kidding.
Serious question: have you smelled her poot yet? Things change once that happens. Not kidding.
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,309
@previous (B)
I haven't. She doesn't like that and believes people shouldn't poot around others even if they are in a relationship.
I haven't. She doesn't like that and believes people shouldn't poot around others even if they are in a relationship.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,310
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,312
@previous (E)
I might but she's funny about me wanting to play computer games and drinking beer at home.
I might but she's funny about me wanting to play computer games and drinking beer at home.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,314
@previous (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
Red flag. Women always want to change and control their men. As long as you are not playing for hours and hours every day, and binge drinking every day, you should set the precedent and let her know that you enjoy certain things and you plan to do them.
Red flag. Women always want to change and control their men. As long as you are not playing for hours and hours every day, and binge drinking every day, you should set the precedent and let her know that you enjoy certain things and you plan to do them.
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,317
PINWORM joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,319
Did you get your finger in all the way to the third knuckle?
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,320
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,321
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,322
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,337
ugh gross
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,338
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,358
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 57 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,364
@previous (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
you should show her your posting history here before she moves in
you should show her your posting history here before she moves in
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,368
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,394
@previous (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
Has she pooped there yet? The first time, it is a traumatic experience.
Has she pooped there yet? The first time, it is a traumatic experience.
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,413
@906,368 (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
> Too late, she's already moved in.
well show it to her now. show it to all your future girlfriends and see how fast they run
> Too late, she's already moved in.
well show it to her now. show it to all your future girlfriends and see how fast they run