Topic: A few months ago I scored a couple of HP slim business keyboards from work
Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #77,394
Brand new in box. I've tried to give these away to family, friends, and people I do computer repairs for and NOBODY FUCKING WANTS ONE. Not even for FREE.They're stylish, pretty crisp and quiet key action, slim, and of course clean and brand new.
Why do people act like I'm trying to share dirty AIDS needles when I offer them a nice new keyboard?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #906,053
“scored”
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,057
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,058
lol
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,060
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,061
I'd use one myself but I don't like rubber dome keyboards.
Also as a Person Of Adipose, I find the word "slim" triggering. :/
Also as a Person Of Adipose, I find the word "slim" triggering. :/
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,062
@906,060 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
i would think about it and then say no because I already have 1 spare keyboard and I don't really want to waste space storing another useless keyboard
i would think about it and then say no because I already have 1 spare keyboard and I don't really want to waste space storing another useless keyboard
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,063
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,064
@906,062 (C)
What's your spare keyboard? Is it really nicer than a brand new HP slim business keyboard? Keep in mind these retail for $21
What's your spare keyboard? Is it really nicer than a brand new HP slim business keyboard? Keep in mind these retail for $21
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,065
Cherry blue or go home. Thanks.
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,066
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,067
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,068
@previous (C)
The batteries are always going to be dying though. You need a reliable spare keyboard with USB power and a 1 year warranty.
The batteries are always going to be dying though. You need a reliable spare keyboard with USB power and a 1 year warranty.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 21 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,069
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 51 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,071
@906,068 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
lol when I was using it regularly I'd charge it like once every 3 months. it had the best battery
or I could have just kept it plugged in
big deal
lol when I was using it regularly I'd charge it like once every 3 months. it had the best battery
or I could have just kept it plugged in
big deal
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 20 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,072
@906,069 (D)
Which is why Logitech and Razer use it. Oh wait, they don't. They have in-house designed new switches and not some gay shit off a Commodore 64 from 1983
Which is why Logitech and Razer use it. Oh wait, they don't. They have in-house designed new switches and not some gay shit off a Commodore 64 from 1983
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,073
@906,068 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
and yeah I saw that yours came with the assurance of a 1 year warranty
but mine has been working since like 2011
and yeah I saw that yours came with the assurance of a 1 year warranty
but mine has been working since like 2011
(Edited 20 seconds later.)
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,074
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 55 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #906,075
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I replaced it with a keyboard that has loud af mecha-membrane switches or some shit ?
I replaced it with a keyboard that has loud af mecha-membrane switches or some shit ?
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #906,078
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,087
@906,075 (C)
So it's just membrane keyboard with clickers? Why not just get a real membrane keyboard like... the HP Slim Business USB keyboard??
So it's just membrane keyboard with clickers? Why not just get a real membrane keyboard like... the HP Slim Business USB keyboard??
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,090
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,092
@previous (C)
Yes! I just unwrapped one and plugged it in. I'm typing on it now! It's so fucking smooth and quiet. It's like typing on velvet. I can't even hear myself typing on it. Like you could break into someone's house and write a book on this keyboard and they wouldn't even wake up. The membrane action is crisp and smooth. It's so sleek and black, it's like the batmobile of keyboards. It's so slim it barely rises above the desk. It's like typing ON the desk. Like this is so nice I think I'm going to throw my Redragon Kumara K552 and Microsoft Ergonomic 4000 in the trash.
Yes! I just unwrapped one and plugged it in. I'm typing on it now! It's so fucking smooth and quiet. It's like typing on velvet. I can't even hear myself typing on it. Like you could break into someone's house and write a book on this keyboard and they wouldn't even wake up. The membrane action is crisp and smooth. It's so sleek and black, it's like the batmobile of keyboards. It's so slim it barely rises above the desk. It's like typing ON the desk. Like this is so nice I think I'm going to throw my Redragon Kumara K552 and Microsoft Ergonomic 4000 in the trash.
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,352
Fuck it I'm giving them back.
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,354
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,371
Sometimes people don't accept gifts from fat people. I don't know why, I would and those keyboards look neet.
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #906,372
@previous (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
> keyboards look neet
No. NEET keyboards have gay rainbow backligting and cheeto crumbs. These are professional business keyboards for serious businessmen.
> keyboards look neet
No. NEET keyboards have gay rainbow backligting and cheeto crumbs. These are professional business keyboards for serious businessmen.