Minichan

Topic: The game of cricket, explained:

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,383

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #905,971

Isn't it basically quidditch with a soccer ball?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,972

? i want to learn it to say to americans who ask

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,974

@905,971 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Quidditch is an actual sport here.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,976

I like the sound that crickets make

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #905,990

Each man that's in the side [team] that's in [to bat] goes out [onto the field],
and when he's [struck] out he comes in [off-play] and the next man goes in [to play] until he's [struck] out.
When they [batting team] are all [struck] out, the side that's out [on the field] comes in [to bat]
and the side that's been in [to bat] goes out [onto the field] and tries to get those [opposite team] coming in [to bat], out [of play].
Sometimes you get men still in and not out [gained runs, not struck out].
When a man goes out [running] to go in [run back],
the men who are out [in field] try to get him out [of play]
, and when he is out [of play] he goes in [out of play]
and the next man in [line] goes out [running]
and goes in [running back].
There are two men [judges] called umpires
who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in
[batting] are out [of play].

When both sides have been in [to bat]
and all the men have been out [to field],
and both sides have been out [playing] twice
after all the men have been in[side], including those who are not out [were not eliminated]

that is the end of the game.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #905,992

Cricket is the finest sport on God's green earth. A gentleman's game. A game of skill and strategy. There are few things in life I adore more than the sight and sound of leather on willow as Joe Root sends an out-swinger racing towards the boundary past square leg.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #906,002

@905,976 (Sheila LaBoof)
You might be a female cricket in heat then.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,007

@905,990 (C)
> When a man goes out [running] to go in [run back],

When a man goes out [on to the field] to go in [to bat]

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,009

@previous (A)

How about the rest of it?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,010

@previous (C)
Spot on

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,013

@906,002 (F)
I thought you did not post on weekends, Lynne?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,014

@905,992 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

It's hitting a ball with a paddle calm down

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,015

@906,010 (A)

Gr8

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,032

@906,013 (G)
> everyone is who you're obsessed with

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,117

I'd rather watch paint dry..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #906,139

@previous (H)
Who doesn't want to watch a match for five days and have it end in a draw?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,952

Young Sammy Curren tearing through the India top order here!!!
:

Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.