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Topic: If you do not eat a 15-egg omelette every morning...

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,324

...then you are not getting enough protein.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #905,478

Especially if you are eating USAmerican eggs.

It's like USAmericans mixed up the colour of their eggs and their cheese or something...

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,479

everyone has 15 hens if they know what's good for them

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,481

I want to eat Triptych every morning...and afternoon...and evening..

Anonymous D double-posted this 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,482

just saying..

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #905,484

@905,481 (D)
Her shtick?

(Edited 2 hours later by a moderator.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,501

god that sounds nauseating

haven't really been eating breakfast here

Italians just have like
Espresso cookies and croissants

And 5.30 is too early for sweets

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,507

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Upgrade to a 2000 calorie american breakfast with eggs, bacon, sausage, hashbrowns, pancakes, toast and orange juice.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,508

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
AND!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,509

@905,507 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That would be a good dinner

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,526

@905,507 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
A real, traditional, authentic USAmerican breakfast consists of:

Egg McMuffin; Sausage McMuffin with Egg; Sausage McMuffin; Bacon, Egg & Cheese McBiscuit; Sausage McBiscuit with Egg; Sausage McBiscuit; Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles; Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles; Sausage McGriddles; McHotcakes; McHotcakes and Sausage; Sausage McBurrito; McHashbrowns and a diet coke

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,528

@previous (I)
Looked up typical Chinese breakfast.
Soybean Milk and Deep-Fried Dough Sticks
Soy Milk and YoutiaoSoy milk and youtiao

Chinese: 豆浆 , dòujiāng /doh-jyang/ '(soy) bean broth';
油条 , yóutiáo /yoh-tyaoww/ 'oil strip(s)'

Steamed Glutinous Rice
Steamed glutinous riceSteamed glutinous rice

Chinese: 粽子 , zòngzi /dzong-dzuh/ 'rice dumplings';
粢饭团 , cī fàntuán /tsrr-fan-twan/ 'glutinous rice ball'

Rice Porridge or Congee
preserved egg and meatPreserved egg and meat congee

Chinese: 粥 , zhōu /joh/
Taste: salty or sweet

Every item on your list will be far more tasty then what One Hung Low eats.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,530

> One Hung Low

Who are you implying has a large penis?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,531

@previous (I)
> One Hung Low
Refers to the Tea Bag contents.

Chinese penis is slightly larger than a clitoris.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,533

@905,508 (H)
I don't drink coffee but yes, a large pot of coffee is there too.
@905,509 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It is best for early morning breakfast, hungover weekend brunch, and 3 am drunk at IHOP/whatever.
@905,526 (I)
That's for high class people who can afford multiple items at McDonalds without going bankrupt.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,535

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
noooooo early morning breakfast has to be v light

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,602

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No. You eat a big breakfast and then go nap until lunch, where you eat a big lunch and nap until dinner etc.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,606

@905,528 (J)
I hope you know that every province in China, and almost every town, has its own cuisine, and there is no such thing as a universal “Chinese breakfast”.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,607

@previous (E)
What makes you an expert on China. Show us your PHD on Chinese culture.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,617

@905,602 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
is that what the obeagles do

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,620

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
They have actually gotten fatter somehow believe it or not. And yes that's how they maintain their famine preparedness. What is your plan in case you can't eat food for a week??? I bet you haven't stockpiled an extra whole human being's worth of bodyweight.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,658

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
oh i practice for that by regularly not eating for several days at a time thanks

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,684

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That seems bad please eat more if you can thanks!!! Especially if you are doing work or something.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,783

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
today was the last day :')

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,784

@905,658 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

A true Stoic!

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,788

@905,658 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Considering how tiny you are that just sounds crazy.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,793

i just drink 15 egg yolks

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,806

@905,783 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Wow congrats bb!! When do you come back? Also eat before the plane if you can pls.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,827

Thee thy an Eye eats 3 blubery 4 peach and a grapefruit from thys garden fresh pickd b4 hitting the Ocean BlU for som surf n fun

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,828

@previous (Syntax)

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,829

@previous (Syntax)
Clone

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,836

@905,788 (Syntax)
well how do you think i keep my girlish figure GOD
Im curious how much I weigh now
won't find out for a few days tho


@905,806 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
going to rome tmrw morning, London Tuesday and mtl next Tuesday

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,843

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That sounds like fun! Enjoy your trip!!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,851

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
:> v glad to never see that fucking jail or shithole town again! scum of the province
buttcrack of italy
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