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Topic: Is it bigoted to put up a "No Jehovah's Witnesses" sign on your front door?

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #77,321

They don't respond to "no soliciting" signs because they don't think they're selling anything. The sign has to specifically say no JWs.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #905,444

Why miss the great opportunity to fuck with them. I fully enjoy winning every time.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,448

@previous (B)
They keep respawning though

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,452

I don't think so

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,453

Yes. Just put “No Religious Conversations”

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,470

who cares if it's bigoted

do what you want

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,477

@905,448 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> They keep respawning though
Are they the same players or do you have a constant stream of n00bz?

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,498

No isnt that pretty common

squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,502

Have you tried answering the door nude and covered in baby oil? Invite them inside, insist and try to touch their arm to bring then inside.

You'll go on a list, but they won't bother you after that.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,506

@905,470 (Sheila LaBoof)
someone once said that to Hitler..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,514

A no proselytizing sign should work better than no soliciting

Also JWs don't rlly bother me they usually just stand in the metro by a stand of their flyers. Once i saw some while house hunting and they offered me a pamphlet. I said no thx n they said ok have a nice day

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,515

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Thanks for sharing that fascinating anecdote.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,517

I enjoy their visits that do not last long because.
There are currently 8.45 million of them.
Their Bible they carry says only 144,000 people can go to heaven. The only alternative Their Bible gives is HELL.

I say to them wtf? The odds that anyone you no is going to get into heaven, is extraordinarily infinitesimal, already. Adding me makes no cents.

They always stumble and stammer and then I say HOW CUM 844,856,000 of your religious group is going to HELL.

Why wood I want to join a group of losers such as you. They walk away Confucius

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,519

@previous (Syntax)
> They walk away Confucius
I think you just naturally have that effect on people.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,521

@previous (F)
Actually my final words are more like - B4 your religion existed there were all those other Christians banging on the doors to get into Heaven, so like it may have already become filled to the limit of 144,000 leaving no room for any of you.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,545

perhaps there are shanty towns around heaven

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #908,073

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