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Topic: Eating shit

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,310

Lovely

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #905,335

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,347

Two flies land on a piece of shit.

The first fly says, "I can't stand it! Every day it's the same shit! Shit, shit, shit! Everyday I eat shit!"

The other fly says, "I told you not to get married."

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,440

@OP
@905,335 (B)

Two old guys are sitting on a park bench.
Bernie says, "Moishe, did you just shit your pants?"
Moishe says, "No."
Bernie says, "Are you sure?"
Moishe says, "Of course I'm sure."
Bernie says, "Damn it."
Moishe says, "So what's the problem?"
Bernie says, "That means it was me."

Anonymous C triple-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,441

@905,335 (B)
@OP

Two flies land on a piece of shit.
The first fly says, "Do you ever eat pussy?"
The second fly sasys, "Nah .. I can't make it past the smell."

Anonymous C quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,896

@OP
Two flies land on a piece of shit.

First fly rips a fart.

Second fly says, "Do you mind? I'm trying to eat!"

Anonymous C quintuple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #907,798

@OP
Don’t you hate it when you fart in the bathtub and the bubbles don’t come up in the front?

Anonymous C sextuple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #908,384

@OP
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

Two flies land on a piece of shit.

First fly says: "I'm rich! I struck gold!"

Second fly says: "No, you moron. You just found a piece of corn."

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #908,434

@OP
A man is dining at a restaurant when he hails the waiter
"waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"what's it doing?"
"pooping!"

Blumpy joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #908,438

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #908,440

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #908,468

Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #908,469

Anonymous G triple-posted this 7 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #908,470

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #908,514

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #908,553

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #908,631

@previous (D)
He’s probably Polish!

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