Heart attack and stroke.
@previous (B)
my thrusting will give your mom a heart attack...or stroke..
@905,304 (A)
Why do you put it on a plate??
I love that you took the time to capitalize the 'w' and the 'f' in the post title. It's like you took a title with no real structure or punctuation and consciously thought about how to make it worse. That's good work.
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@905,312 (A)
Maybe don't go with a paper plate next time
One day closer to death. Keep up the good work.