Topic: Hey MC!

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #7,730

You are now manually breathing.

You are now manually blinking.

You are now aware of that ringing in your ears.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #134,050

You are now aware of that taste in your mouth.

And you can't get your tongue in a comfortable position.

Also your jaw is just haning there, and you have to hold it up.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,051

Stop it. :-( Dick muncher.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,052

You are now aware that you can feel your clothes.

You are now thinking about her.

You are remembering all your most embarrassing moments.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,053

Fuck this thread, I'm outta here.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,054

Every time you swallow, you hear a crackle in your ears.

That piece of --lead-- graphite still hasn't come out of your skin.

Does that one joint still make a weird sound? Let's check.

Foxygen !xVulpesUUg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,055

Not many are working.

@OP
Yes, no, no
@134,050 (A)
No, no, no
@134,052 (A)
Yes, fuck off, no.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,056

Your nose is now in your peripheral vision.

There is now a part of your body that itches.

What if you put a toothpick under your toenail... and kicked a wall?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,057

You're feet are crossed, and your left hand is on your face.

There is someone in your closet, waiting for you to fall asleep.

Someone is slowly poisoning you.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,059

Ass and titties. You are now aware of how horny you are.

Green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,061

FAIL!

RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,070

The worst part was who I thought of when you said "her"

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,071

@134,052 (A)
> her
Joke's on you bud I hate everyone

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #134,072

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #134,086

@OP
> You are now manually breathing.
no
> You are now manually blinking.
no

manual, manually

Etymology: Middle English manuel, from Anglo-French, from Latin manualis, from manus (hand); akin to Old English mund (hand) and perhaps to Greek marÄ“ (hand)

1 : of, relating to, or involving the hands e.g.manual dexterity
2 : worked or done by hand and not by machine e.g. a manual transmission, manual computation, manual labor, etc.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #134,125

none of the above

Dr. Robotnik !.PINGasBaY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #134,435

You read everything in my voice