Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#77,291
Do you sometimes light some scented candles, soak in a hot bath, and gently, lovingly, kern an important document badly and unprofessionally because of unruly serifs forcing obscene spacing onto clients?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^][v]#905,183
@OP
Have you been reading my Minichan fanfic? I haven't released my story Becky Tames the Unruly Serifs to the public yet.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#905,184
@previous (B)
Is that the sequel to Beckys Sexual Serif Tariff?
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#905,188
@previous (A)
No, the one before that was about how Becky keeps adjusting the kerning until all the white space comes out. It starts out with her slowly moving the letters back and forth trying to get it just right. Eventually, she goes crazy and starts changing the spacing and justification over the whole document faster and faster until she finally gets it perfect and sheets of professionally edited documents furiously pour out of the printer.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#905,209
@previous (B)
I think we could remake The Shining with Becky in the role of Jack Torrance and it could arguably be better than the original.