Topic: WHY IS MASTURBATION SO FUCKING HARD?!
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 started this discussion 7 years ago #77,281
After my failure at the fertility clinic, I decided to practice and try to give the semen sample at home yet the only thing I have managed to do with getting erected.
Why is this so fucking hard for me?!
Why is this so fucking hard for me?!
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #905,099
Are you circumsized??
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,100
MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,105
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,107
@905,100 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
If it was botched you may have nerve damage or something.
Low testosterone from HRT can't be helping any though.
If it was botched you may have nerve damage or something.
Low testosterone from HRT can't be helping any though.
PINWORM joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,110
I always shove a few fingers up my butthole if I can't find a womans' tongue to sit on while I tug on my pud.
MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #905,111
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #905,118
> yet the only thing I have managed to do with getting erected.
what?
what?
Anonymous E double-posted this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #905,120
@905,111 (MR MIKE PENCE)
> Also botched what
> the meat of it coming out of the skin and hurting while it sticks to my underwear.
> the head of the penis is exposed as the skin doesn't cover it which I assume was due to being circumcised, but sometimes it would stick to my underwear. Sometimes whenever I move the wrong way when I sit the entire penis shoots out of the skin pushing it backwards to a very painful feeling of it being exposed. The penis was erect when this occurred
> just for clarity, the foreskin is what completely covers the head of the penis, right? If yes, then no I don't have foreskin.
> The part that comes out is the head and mid way of the shaft (I think that is what the longer part is called). Again, this is rare, and it's been some time since it last happened, but the head and shaft comes out as if someone pulled the skin all the way back. Like if someone were to have a cucumber with a condom on it and they roll the condom back to take it off. It's like the skin tried to be taken off. But it's mostly a shaft thing.
> What is the reddish pinkish part of the penis that has the pee hole called?
> I am beginning to think this is just muscle tissue.
> Also botched what
> the meat of it coming out of the skin and hurting while it sticks to my underwear.
> the head of the penis is exposed as the skin doesn't cover it which I assume was due to being circumcised, but sometimes it would stick to my underwear. Sometimes whenever I move the wrong way when I sit the entire penis shoots out of the skin pushing it backwards to a very painful feeling of it being exposed. The penis was erect when this occurred
> just for clarity, the foreskin is what completely covers the head of the penis, right? If yes, then no I don't have foreskin.
> The part that comes out is the head and mid way of the shaft (I think that is what the longer part is called). Again, this is rare, and it's been some time since it last happened, but the head and shaft comes out as if someone pulled the skin all the way back. Like if someone were to have a cucumber with a condom on it and they roll the condom back to take it off. It's like the skin tried to be taken off. But it's mostly a shaft thing.
> What is the reddish pinkish part of the penis that has the pee hole called?
> I am beginning to think this is just muscle tissue.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,131
Catherine, have you ever had an orgasm?
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,134
@previous (F)
I don't know if I have. Do wet dreams count and do they count if they weren't inherently sexual in nature?
I don't know if I have. Do wet dreams count and do they count if they weren't inherently sexual in nature?
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,135
you can't just rub it
you have to feel horny in the first place
maybe look at porns of good looking chicks
you have to feel horny in the first place
maybe look at porns of good looking chicks
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,136
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,138
@905,135 (Sheila LaBoof)
I wish there were just some way of tying something around my dick so it catches the semen while I sleep.
I wish there were just some way of tying something around my dick so it catches the semen while I sleep.
Kook !!a6qjFG7HF joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,141
Did you think of arousing thongs beforehand?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,165
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,198
Hey on the plus side you get to win no fap november every time!
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,207
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 59 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,211
@OP
Wikipedia
Posthumous sperm retrieval
Useful for the brain dead among us.
If there really is any life left in you?
Google Semen extraction too for animals.
Wikipedia
Posthumous sperm retrieval
Useful for the brain dead among us.
If there really is any life left in you?
Google Semen extraction too for animals.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,226
@previous (K)
Is that the one that draws semen from the balls as if it were a blood test?
Yeah, my mother and I discovered this too.
I'm not sure who to ask about it though, but I might end up asking my primary care physician and my endocrinologist.
I don't think the fertility clinic I went to offered that because I subtlety asked if there were "other means" of giving a sperm sample and they told me no.
Is that the one that draws semen from the balls as if it were a blood test?
Yeah, my mother and I discovered this too.
I'm not sure who to ask about it though, but I might end up asking my primary care physician and my endocrinologist.
I don't think the fertility clinic I went to offered that because I subtlety asked if there were "other means" of giving a sperm sample and they told me no.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,227
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
> Is that the one that draws semen from the balls as if it were a blood test?
haha omg
> Is that the one that draws semen from the balls as if it were a blood test?
haha omg
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,228
Anonymous L double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,229
@905,227 (E)
If you have never stuck a needle in your balls and extracted pure semen, I truly pity you.
If you have never stuck a needle in your balls and extracted pure semen, I truly pity you.
Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,230
@905,226 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
> I subtlety asked if there were "other means" of giving a sperm sample and they told me no.
I am back from Comic Con and was skimming posts and well you got me to laff. So I posted as Anon K.
Perhaps you should consult endocrinologist and ask for help on returning to a Man with help so you can function as a basic Man B4 you try the Other side
Now this is an Engineering solution which is probably painful - A drill into testes so a straw can be inserted so the liquid can be removed with a vacuum pump.
I do have to ask. You said insurance will pay for clinic stuff BUT how will you pay the monthly yearly storage costs which I posted B4 Comic Con cause that is not inexpensive.
The other thing you might consider. Consult a person who does massages and who offers Happy Endings - If you cannot do it yourself perhaps a professional can?
This is worth a quick skim and you not me can look for more information.
https://academic.oup.com/humrep/article/14/8/2050/2913237
That indeed is
> "other means" of giving a sperm sample
And your fertility clinic is not really being much help
> I subtlety asked if there were "other means" of giving a sperm sample and they told me no.
I am back from Comic Con and was skimming posts and well you got me to laff. So I posted as Anon K.
Perhaps you should consult endocrinologist and ask for help on returning to a Man with help so you can function as a basic Man B4 you try the Other side
Now this is an Engineering solution which is probably painful - A drill into testes so a straw can be inserted so the liquid can be removed with a vacuum pump.
I do have to ask. You said insurance will pay for clinic stuff BUT how will you pay the monthly yearly storage costs which I posted B4 Comic Con cause that is not inexpensive.
The other thing you might consider. Consult a person who does massages and who offers Happy Endings - If you cannot do it yourself perhaps a professional can?
This is worth a quick skim and you not me can look for more information.
https://academic.oup.com/humrep/article/14/8/2050/2913237
That indeed is
> "other means" of giving a sperm sample
And your fertility clinic is not really being much help
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,235
@previous (Syntax)
I believe I answered your question. My mother is helping me financially with some of these extra costs. We already have money saved up for the kits which means for the storage it's an annual payment at the bank we found.
> The other thing you might consider. Consult a person who does massages and who offers Happy Endings - If you cannot do it yourself perhaps a professional can?
I honestly was thinking about this before you responded actually.
I believe I answered your question. My mother is helping me financially with some of these extra costs. We already have money saved up for the kits which means for the storage it's an annual payment at the bank we found.
> The other thing you might consider. Consult a person who does massages and who offers Happy Endings - If you cannot do it yourself perhaps a professional can?
I honestly was thinking about this before you responded actually.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,246
Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,249
@previous (M)
> I am back from Comic Con
You have the intelligence of a 5 year old.
Today currently in my part o planet earth it's Monday - So of course Sunday was yesterday.
Get your dead mom to buy you a calendar y don't cha.
> I am back from Comic Con
You have the intelligence of a 5 year old.
Today currently in my part o planet earth it's Monday - So of course Sunday was yesterday.
Get your dead mom to buy you a calendar y don't cha.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,251
Catherine, you're a lady now. Buy a vibrator and stick it in your ass. Jeez. Not that hard.
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@905,235 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
So I think I have figured out what your problem really is.
If you want to cum to the end of a road you have to first turn ON the Key to the engine in order to start it.
You don't have the key you need, nor the engine to get you going. Holding onto the steering wheel will not get you going.
So I think I have figured out what your problem really is.
If you want to cum to the end of a road you have to first turn ON the Key to the engine in order to start it.
You don't have the key you need, nor the engine to get you going. Holding onto the steering wheel will not get you going.