Topic: Video of the lone survivor of an Amazonian tribe, cutting down a tree in the Brazilian rainforest
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE started this discussion 7 years ago #77,271
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/20/world/americas/tribe-survivor-amazon-video.htmlThis guy has been the sole survivor of this tribe for something like 20 years!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #905,017
yeah I like watching him swing that axe. the hole man
Anonymous B double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #905,018
also here's a link for nyt non-subscribers
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jul/19/footage-sole-survivor-amazon-tribe-emerges-brazil
fuckin paywalls
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jul/19/footage-sole-survivor-amazon-tribe-emerges-brazil
fuckin paywalls
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,021
Lock him up for chopping down our trees
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,022
virgin alert
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,024
Amazon should hire this guy to do commercials. Picture this: he's out in the wilderness chopping down a tree with his primitive stone age axe and Jeff Bezos walks up with an Amazon™ Fire™ HD tablet and shows the guy how to order a chainsaw and PUA books on Amazon Prime™ and the Prime drones deliver the chainsaw and the books to his hut and he starts using the Husqvarna™ 460 Rancher 24" Gas Powered Chain Saw, 3.62HP 60CC to cut down the trees and goes home to read The Pickup Artist: The New and Improved Art of Seduction by Mystery and he gets a girlfriend and marries her and has kids and revitalizes his tribe and then Bezos and him high five each other.
Because he lives in the Amazon, get it???
Because he lives in the Amazon, get it???
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Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,033
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,049
@905,024 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> goes home to read The Pickup Artist... and he gets a girlfriend
Everything was sounding plausible until that part.
> goes home to read The Pickup Artist... and he gets a girlfriend
Everything was sounding plausible until that part.