Topic: ATTN Father Merrin

PINWORM started this discussion 7 years ago #77,262

How many nuns have you ass raped in your Catholic career?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #904,949

None, he prefers them young and male.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #904,951

@OP

None, and the fact you even think of such a scenario speaks volumes for how diseased your mind is. Turn to Christ. I shall pray for you.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #904,952

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Islam is the light.

PINWORM (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #904,954

@904,951 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> None, and the fact you even think of such a scenario speaks volumes for how diseased your mind is. Turn to Christ. I shall pray for you.

Think??? I do Faddah! I have brought forth more blood from nuns' assholes than you have drank at Sunday mass!!
Nothing better to me than to pillage an unsoiled nun crapper. I can't believe you haven't tried one yet!?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #904,955

@previous (PINWORM)

> > None, and the fact you even think of such a scenario speaks volumes for how diseased your mind is. Turn to Christ. I shall pray for you.
>
> Think?

Yes. You're disturbed and I shall pray for you.

PINWORM (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #904,956

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
No prayer just set me up with some young nun snatch!!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,957

@previous (PINWORM)
PINWORM LOL!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,974

Ionize tg2merrin

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,029

@904,951 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Are you a Catholic?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,031

@previous (F)
Yes.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,035

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Can I make confession to you through the Internet?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,037

@previous (F)
Firstly I'm required to ask: are YOU a Catholic? Otherwise I can't administer the sacrament.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,038

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

I am a baptized Catholic

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,042

@previous (F)
Very well. Begin then.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,046

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

In the name of the father, the son and the Holy spirit, it has been many years.

I confess that I have lost hope in the Lord. God does not speak to me. I plead with humility and contriteness for Him to help me see His glory, but there is no response. I am lost to sin without him. I am abandoned, cursed. I am condemned.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,050

@previous (F)

> In the name of the father, the son and the Holy spirit

That's actually my line and comes much later, but nevermind. For now, simply say "Bless me father for I have sinned" and then give some indication of when your last confession was.

> I confess that I have lost hope in the Lord. God does not speak to me. I plead with humility and contriteness for Him to help me see His glory, but there is no response. I am lost to sin without him. I am abandoned, cursed. I am condemned.

For what do you desire to "see God's glory"? What is the exact content of your prayer to Him? You say you are "lost to sin without Him", yet you have not yet actually confessed to any sins! I can hardly administer the Act of Contrition if you do not even confess a sin, so come now and do it. Which "sins" are you referring to when you say you are "lost" to them?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,054

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

They are Legion. More than I can possibly remember. I lost Jesus then I lost myself.

Anonymous F double-posted this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,055

@905,050 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

The Lord cut Himself off from me and I can not feel His presence in my heart no matter how earnestly I prayed for salvation. I have fallen short and become lost in darkness. Can the Lord forgive me and bring me into the light?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #905,082

@905,054 (F)
@previous (F)
I ask again, what sins do you have to confess? Because what you are writing now is a series of (quite honestly banal) existential cri de coeur. It isn't clear to me for what you require the Catholic Act of Contrition. You are not confessing anything here.

PINWORM (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,092

This is a thread about ass raping nuns. Not trying to save your worthless souls.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,128

@905,055 (F)

> The Lord cut Himself off from me and I can not feel His presence in my heart no matter how earnestly I prayed for salvation. I have fallen short and become lost in darkness. Can the Lord forgive me and bring me into the light?

This is not a confession.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,174

@905,082 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Somw priest you are

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,181

@previous (F)
His schtick is that he's the kind of priest that molests children.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,192

@905,174 (F)
You asked if you could make a "confession" to me. After establishing you're a Catholic, I said yes. Now 3 of your posts later and you still have not made any confession.

If you want to discuss your loss of faith then we can do that. But confession is not the place for that. Confession is for the admission and atonement of sins. All you have been doing is (quite frankly) whining that God isn't revealing Himself to you. If you're truly a Catholic then you would know that the confessional booth is not the place for that.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,193

@905,181 (E)

> His schtick is that he's the kind of priest that molests children.

I get that you want an excuse to write pedophilia fantasies under the guise of putting them onto someone else, but leave me out of your little game.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,195

@905,181 (E)

> His schtick is that he's the kind of priest that molests children.

PINWORM (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,196

Is fucking a nun up the asshole a sin?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,213

@905,192 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

I can't really remember them all

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,241

@previous (F)
Then why did you ask to make a confession?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,242

@905,196 (PINWORM)

> Is fucking a nun up the asshole a sin?

Yes. Leviticus 18:22; 20:13; Romans 1:26-27; 1 Corinthians 6:9, take your pick.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,243

?1?s

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,247

@905,241 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Because I'm a repetent apostate, help me father for I have much to confess, help me find Him again so I can find forgiveness. Oh mercy be!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,263

@previous (F)

> Because I'm a repetent apostate, help me father for I have much to confess

Go ahead and confess it then.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #905,265

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
He's afraid if he does, you will molest him until the sins are gone.

PINWORM joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,267

@905,242 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> > Is fucking a nun up the asshole a sin?
>
> Yes. Leviticus 18:22; 20:13; Romans 1:26-27; 1 Corinthians 6:9, take your pick.

Who is Leviticus, Romans and Corinthians? Are they nuns who took it up the ass?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,272

@previous (PINWORM)

> > > Is fucking a nun up the asshole a sin?
> >
> > Yes. Leviticus 18:22; 20:13; Romans 1:26-27; 1 Corinthians 6:9, take your pick.
>
> Who is Leviticus, Romans and Corinthians?

Books of the Bible.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,274

@905,263 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

I am a apostate and have commited all ten of the Cardinal sins. I have broken vows and profaned God's name, abandoned mass, poisoned my body, have been impatient, angry, envious, proud, jealous, revengeful, and lazy. I have unchaste thoughts, and despair of God's mercy.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,348

@previous (F)

> I am a apostate

(then why by definition are you seeking the Catholic sacrament of penance?)

> and have commited all ten of the Cardinal sins.

(there are only 7 cardinal sins)

> I have broken vows and profaned God's name, abandoned mass, poisoned my body, have been impatient, angry, envious, proud, jealous, revengeful, and lazy. I have unchaste thoughts, and despair of God's mercy.

Finally we're getting somwhere! So, if you truly recognise those things you listed as sins (and not simply personality issues; remember that confession is not a psychotherapy session and we are not here now to help you understand why you act in such a way. If you want to discuss that then we must do it outside confession) then repeat the Act of Contrition after me:

O my God, I am heartily sorry
for having offended You,
and I detest all my sins
because of Your just punishment,
but most of all because they offend You, my God,
Who are all good and deserving of my love.
I firmly resolve, with the help of Your grace,
to sin no more and to avoid the near occasions of sin.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,349

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

O my God, I am heartily sorry
for having offended You,
and I detest all my sins
because of Your just punishment,
but most of all because they offend You, my God,
Who are all good and deserving of my love.
I firmly resolve, with the help of Your grace,
to sin no more and to avoid the near occasions of sin.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,353

@905,242 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
None of those verses address the question that was asked.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,357

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
I'm hesitant to get into the weeds here with you because every time I do I come away shaking my head at how one person can be so stunningly ignorant of everything they talk about. But I guess I'll give you another whirl anyway.

Corinthians 6:9 for example deals with "sexual immorality". Sodomy is sexually immoral (sinful) in Catholicism. Ergo, anal sex with a nun is a sin. Do you understand Catherine, or is the train of thought too long for you?

PINWORM joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,362

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

So if I power fuck a bunch of nuns up the ass and then confess on my deathbed that I am truly sorry for it, I can still enjoy a nuns asshole and still go to heaven?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,365

@previous (PINWORM)
If you are truly repentant and not simply mouthing empty words, then in principle yes. Remember that repentance is a transformation of attitude, it is not simply words. Dostoevsky writes about the concept of last minute atonement in The House of the Dead, if you wish to explore this theme further.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,384

@905,349 (F)

> O my God, I am heartily sorry
> for having offended You,
> and I detest all my sins
> because of Your just punishment,
> but most of all because they offend You, my God,
> Who are all good and deserving of my love.
> I firmly resolve, with the help of Your grace,
> to sin no more and to avoid the near occasions of sin.

Very good. Now for your penance, say 7 'Our Fathers'. And now I absolve you:

God, the Father of mercies,
through the death and resurrection of His Son,
has reconciled the world to Himself,
and sent the Holy Spirit among us
for the forgiveness of sins.
Through the ministry of the Church,
may God grant you pardon and peace.
And I absolve you of your sins,
in the name of the Father, and of the Son,
and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,402

Anonymous H double-posted this 7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,403

Anonymous H triple-posted this 7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,404

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 21 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,532

@905,384 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Still doesn't work

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,594

@905,384 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Go back to telling jokes, please.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,923

@previous (L)
I do not tell jokes. I spread God's word and bring spiritual guidance to the people here.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,924

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

A man came along and asked me if I could have a miracle from God, what would it be. Was he an angel?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,927

@previous (F)

Probably not.

Omen !!gg89Kgn2v joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,929

@905,923 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Of course you don’t tell jokes, you are one.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,931

@905,927 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Or a messenger from God?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,932

@previous (F)
Possibly.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,933

@905,929 (Omen !!gg89Kgn2v)

> Of course you don’t tell jokes, you are one.

Oh look, it's G.I.Jackass come to regale us with what being a joke means.

Omen !!gg89Kgn2v replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,954

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You already know.

PINWORM joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,958

What if you don't ball the nun up the ass and you just sniff her butthole. Is that considered a sin?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,963

@905,954 (Omen !!gg89Kgn2v)
Indeed I do. It's a family where not one member was clever enough to do anything other than join the military.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,984

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Is your entire family child molesters, or just you?

PINWORM replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,993

@905,963 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Is sniffing a nun's butthole a sin?? Please answer!!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,994

@previous (PINWORM)
Anything done for reasons of lust is a sin.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,001

@905,932 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Should I have asked for a miracle? I said i didn't want anything because those who want everything achieve nothing.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,004

@previous (F)

> Should I have asked for a miracle?

If a miracle is what you want then yes.

> I said i didn't want anything because those who want everything achieve nothing.

Did he reply that asking for something is not the same as wanting everything?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #906,005

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

No because it didn't go over his head.

Minichan