Topic: so I tried to find a joke but it wasn't like how I remembered reading it from some other guy
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #77,154
This is what I found:
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later[^] [v] #904,262
Too many words
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,265
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,291
i read it but it was just a milkman joke
oh well
oh well
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,335
@previous (D)
Well that's the thing. What I recall reading from some guy's post was not with a milkman. Also, it wasn't Johnny that said to hang on at the end, it was the father. The father said something like, hang on tight now, this is when the paperboy usually falls off
Well that's the thing. What I recall reading from some guy's post was not with a milkman. Also, it wasn't Johnny that said to hang on at the end, it was the father. The father said something like, hang on tight now, this is when the paperboy usually falls off
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,336
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,521
you a remembering an intentional corruption@904,335 (Sheila LaBoof)