Topic: Fucking italian kids I lost my MP3 player

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 7 years ago #77,152

I drank a box of wine alone at a park bench next to the school because yesterday was fucking traumatic and eventually a swarm of Italian high schoolers surrounded me and one spoke English and I forget what they were saying
One kept trying to steal my wallet but he fucking sucked at it
But I forgot my MP3 player there when I said fuck it and left :(

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #904,199

Sorry about that. If you need a new MP3 we know someone in Tennessee who will buy you a new one.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #904,200

lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #904,219

wine...lol..

Anonymous D double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #904,220

@OP

What was so traumatic..

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #904,221

> I drank a box of wine alone at a park bench

. replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,236

> a whole box of whine..

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,239

@previous (.)
That is 4 bottles of wine.

. replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,241

@previous (E)
she only weighs sixty pounds...she probably drank like half the box...it was probably diet wine..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,245

@904,220 (D)
Long story but basically a car stealing ring got busted about 50meters away but all we knew was someone got shot, several guys all in black are running towards us with guns, and one of them got in the passenger seat of one of our's cars and made him drive off

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,257

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
thieves are bad news..

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,258

What

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,304

There's a news article about it!!!

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,307

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Google failed to find it.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,315

Wow. You're a badass!!!!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,329

@904,307 (B)
what search terms did you use lmao

@previous (G)
do you really think that's what im trying to imply lol

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,330

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,331

@904,329 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Italy car stealing ring got arrested.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,338

@previous (B)

> Italy car stealing ring got arrested.

lol the Italian kids weren't the same thieves I don't think

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,339

@904,331 (B)
Try using: punk girl drinks box of wine on park bench

The story should show up right at the top.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,340

@904,331 (B)
There's a lot of car thievery in Italy

@904,338 (C)
:')

@904,330 (G)
Well that is just silly

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,341

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,343

Aww bb. :(. I'm sorry. How are you doing now?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,351

@OP
> drank a box of wine
> a box
at the very least drink it straight from a bottle
boxes of wine are just left overs, its what fucked up our beloved Meta for a while
but he is free form the boxed wine now, so can you

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,354

Go fuck up that Italian kid tomorrow

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,453

@904,340 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
ty for being sweet to me

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #904,480

@904,351 (J)
Yes! ?

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #904,558

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Much love!

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #904,645

That sucks. :(

also mp3 players are barely a thing here anymore

what kind was it

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #904,646

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
mine plays Wav and Aac, but I still call it a mp3

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #904,647

@previous (N)
Honestly, I thought everybody just used their phones. I haven't seen a standalone audio playing thingy™ in the wild for a while, down where I am.

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #904,648

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I've never even had a standalone player. Mine just does more now.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #904,679

@904,645 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
a...whatever company it was that made zunes
my phone got stolen ages ago and this phone a friend gave me has 0 space for music, no sd card slot, and 0 battery life, so MP3 player was necessary

@904,453 (C)
<3

@904,351 (J)
Bottles in Italy are all corked, even the very cheapest ones
I like having a screw top so I can close it for later
And even the cheapest wine here is fucking awesome comparatively
Don't think I'm gonna be able to drink wine in Canada for a while

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #904,742

I just imagine the same three seconds of a song in my head over and over

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #904,752

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
can you take me hiigher

id do any-thi-ing

if I go crazy would u still call me super man

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,767

@904,679 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
come on trippy, i'd expect you to be more resourceful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLghvnKbOmQ

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,770

@904,679 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
do you think all Italians throw their bottle away after a few sips..

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,775

@904,679 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
wait why can't you shove the cork back in

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,796

@previous (C)
I mean you can but I wouldn't want to stuff that back in my backpack
I'd worry

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,839

can mods pm me the deleted post(a)
I need to know thx
Certain mods can confirm I love the rest

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,889

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No that's mod property.

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,898

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I'd mod your property

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,929

@904,796 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> I mean you can but I wouldn't want to stuff that back in my backpack
> I'd worry

I had a weird dream that you unsolicitedly sent me a bunch of like requirements for an mc meet up that was happening or something but I was like 'no way that's too many rules plus I'm not going to Canada'

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,941

@904,839 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
How did you lose your MP3 player fucking Italian kids?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,945

mabye in the thick ass hairs

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,953

@904,898 (K)
Asl

q. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,960

do you have to be a douchebag to be in italy or is that optional

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,991

@904,929 (C)
that's hilarious
thx for sharing

@previous (q.)
idk but the kids of one of the organized crime families rode past us in a horse and carriage flipping us off and shouting 'fucka you' lmao

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #904,995

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Italian men are hot. You should try and bang a few.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,014

@904,991 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
that happened? wow
Italy

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,030

@previous (C)

> that happened? wow

You complete and utter blockhead.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,034

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
what

@905,014 (C)
it's a weird place

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,039

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
maybe it's you that's weird..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,043

@previous (D)
Is that a thing that happens to you often

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #905,163

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
the topic is about you...dear..

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