Why? Maybe later...
@903,629 (B)
Cute! What does he like to eat, does he like to be petted?
@previous (A)
> What does he like to eat,
Fruit and ReptoMin sticks
> does he like to be petted?
Not at all. Reptiles don't care to be petted, especially turtles.
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@previous (B)
How do you know he's gay?
@previous (D)
Well, he fucked your mom so I never assumed he was gay.