Topic: Problems with my fartbox
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,017
It keeps leaking fluids every time I pass gas. Is this normal? I am 75 years old. Danka.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #903,169
Matt draad.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,170
lol
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,176
25 years Matt. 25 years.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,177
Yes I am Matt. I admit it. Now that we have that out of the way. Is it normal for a 75 year old fartbox to leak fluids when it passes gas?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,179
@previous (A)
We are sorry your aged dad has that problem. If only you had provided him with lube when he was locked up in jail.
We are sorry your aged dad has that problem. If only you had provided him with lube when he was locked up in jail.
Syntax (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,180
I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my fartbox gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my fartbox gently weeps.
I don't know why nobody told you
How to unfold your Depend
I don't know how someone controlled your bowels
They bought and sold you.
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my fartbox gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my fartbox gently weeps.
While my fartbox gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my fartbox gently weeps.
I don't know why nobody told you
How to unfold your Depend
I don't know how someone controlled your bowels
They bought and sold you.
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my fartbox gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my fartbox gently weeps.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,181
Syntax (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,182
Anon Z !QWP1JMHlm. replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,183
@previous (Syntax)
https://minichan.org/topic/77017#reply_903177
Early onset Alzheimer's.
Looking at your new Linkden. This new Restaurateur gig. When word gets out you have a leaky rectum. Not going to be good for business.
Modedit: Use HTTPS. Thanks.
https://minichan.org/topic/77017#reply_903177
Early onset Alzheimer's.
Looking at your new Linkden. This new Restaurateur gig. When word gets out you have a leaky rectum. Not going to be good for business.
Modedit: Use HTTPS. Thanks.
(Edited 3 weeks later by a moderator.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 45 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,184
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #903,186
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #903,188
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #903,190
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #903,196
@previous (H)
> You are the one with the leaking asshole.
Well get your nose out of there and you wouldn't know things like that.
> You are the one with the leaking asshole.
Well get your nose out of there and you wouldn't know things like that.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,215
A joke is posted about syntax being a poo poo pants.
The autistic angry anons don't understand jokes so lose their minds and start researching poo poo pants
The poo poo pants statement is a direct attack on what they understand as real and true
Every thread is spammed with the time Matt said something about poo poo pants and it is concluded to be (((A LIE)))
This autistic outburst lasts a decade and proves Matt never went to China
The autistic angry anons don't understand jokes so lose their minds and start researching poo poo pants
The poo poo pants statement is a direct attack on what they understand as real and true
Every thread is spammed with the time Matt said something about poo poo pants and it is concluded to be (((A LIE)))
This autistic outburst lasts a decade and proves Matt never went to China
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,217
ninjj !7Qje2IEmlo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,245
waiter, waiter, there's a tongue in my fartbox