Topic: My Czech girlfriend is moving in with me
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 7 years ago #77,015
And I'm a bit nervous it's too soon but I love her. I have to change some of my behaviour so she doesn't move out right away. At 40 years old it's my last chance to marry an attractive girl and start a family. Wish me luck, fora
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #903,136
She moves in next Friday then on Sunday morning we go to Spain for a week.
MA-MA-MATERIAL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMGdGTwNWLw
Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're ok
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light (that's right)
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right
'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Some boys romance
Some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be
Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play (no way)
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day
'Cause we're living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in…
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me
'Cause everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
A material, a material, a material, a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material
Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're ok
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light (that's right)
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right
'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Some boys romance
Some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be
Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play (no way)
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day
'Cause we're living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in…
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me
'Cause everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
A material, a material, a material, a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,138
> so she doesn't move out right away
lol
lol
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,139
Good luck! I can't say living with your romantic partner is easy.
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 49 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,140
MA-MA-MATERIAL replied with this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,141
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 13 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,142
@903,139 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I know, I've had quite a few. Too bad Gomer didn't work out
I know, I've had quite a few. Too bad Gomer didn't work out
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,143
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,145
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,146
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,147
> It's offical, every girlfriend I've ever had has complained about the amount of time I spend playing computer games.
> I had to kick my girlfriend out, she was getting in the way of my console gaming.
> Cocaine is my girlfriend.
> I had to kick my girlfriend out, she was getting in the way of my console gaming.
> Cocaine is my girlfriend.
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,148
@903,145 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm famous for it but this time I'm going to put in 100% effort and really quit drugs, booze, computer games and lazy behaviour.
I'm famous for it but this time I'm going to put in 100% effort and really quit drugs, booze, computer games and lazy behaviour.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,149
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,150
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,152
Dr. Kody R. Westphal joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,154
Good luck. It will be a challenge. Remember, you should serve her, put her interests first. Be kind and courteous in the house.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,157
@903,146 (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
Yes but not nearly as much as before. It's weird but I'm planning on like friendzoning her I guess? I think she's fine as a person and some of her friends are nice but I can't really let myself be romantically or sexually involved with her because it will just end badly for both of us.
Yes but not nearly as much as before. It's weird but I'm planning on like friendzoning her I guess? I think she's fine as a person and some of her friends are nice but I can't really let myself be romantically or sexually involved with her because it will just end badly for both of us.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,159
@903,148 (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
Good on you! If she can make you a better person and you can do the same for her then I think that's what really matters.
Good on you! If she can make you a better person and you can do the same for her then I think that's what really matters.
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 27 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,160
Also, I hate to bring ths up, but it is a real issue when couples move in together: what about using the bathroom, meaning shitting? It is embarrassing, and it will smell.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #903,163
@previous (F)
Maybe for you. Where he lives he has exhaust fans in the bathrooms.
You at best have an outhouse.
Maybe for you. Where he lives he has exhaust fans in the bathrooms.
You at best have an outhouse.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #903,165
Anon F is Matt. His reply about shitting is expected.
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #903,171
Anonymous F double-posted this 7 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #903,172
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #903,173
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,187
@903,172 (F)
> You, Lynne, are Anonymous G and H, replying to yourself as usual.
@previous (I)
but why are you 3 posters in this thread now
> You, Lynne, are Anonymous G and H, replying to yourself as usual.
@previous (I)
but why are you 3 posters in this thread now
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,189
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,191
You should really try honesty. It's working out fucking great for me so far.
SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,200
@903,160 (F)
We haven't farted in front of each other yet, I did bring it up and said it was fine to fart but she said it's anti social. Issue is I'm a loud and proud farter
We haven't farted in front of each other yet, I did bring it up and said it was fine to fart but she said it's anti social. Issue is I'm a loud and proud farter
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,201
@previous (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
that's antisocial. no more farting or any other behavior arbitrarily deemed to be antisocial in the comfort of your home
that's antisocial. no more farting or any other behavior arbitrarily deemed to be antisocial in the comfort of your home
Dr. Owen DeLong !HOZlQYR1MY replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,203
@903,160 (F)
Students: this is an example of arrested development. Exhibit a nearly 50 year old man posting on a children and teen's website about defecation.
Students: this is an example of arrested development. Exhibit a nearly 50 year old man posting on a children and teen's website about defecation.