Topic: What tricks should I teach my dog?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #77,003
He gets really happy doing stupid little commands, so I'd like to teach him some proper tricks. Ideas please?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #903,085
Teach him how to teach your mom how to have a ?-ready anus.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,091
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,093
Teach him how to lick and how to mount. Its a win win for both of you.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,095
Has he learned soggy doggy blowjobs yet?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,098
Sit stay roll over play dead, fetch a bottle from the fridge, idk.
Everyone else here needs to be executed for their fucked up answers.
Everyone else here needs to be executed for their fucked up answers.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,099
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,100
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,102
High fives. Also teach him to give hugs. Women love it.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,110
yes high fives
also teach him how to find some of his things
also teach him how to find some of his things
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #903,114
New ones presumably