@OP
They have rules about washing hands and using quality ingredients. No Rat or Vermin served up as entree.
I suspect this topic is a set up a Shtick as it were. Alas things are slow 2day in 4um so what the heck
Photo is from China where noodles are slept on, in order to help improve their texture for authentic Chinese cuisine.
OP hope you enjoy #1: GOO IN HAND [$9.69] For Those Dining Alone