Topic: Is Dr Phil really as brilliant as he seems?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #76,949
It's like his brain is a Supercomputer.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later[^] [v] #902,646
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #902,693
He is not even a “doctor”. He has an Associates Degree in Artificial Turf Management.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #902,694
Cut off his head and drill holes and use as a bowling ball.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #902,695
Say, do they sell novelty bowling balls that look like a human head has been enclosed in a sphere of clear plastic?
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #902,697
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #902,720
sweet, now is there one where it looks like a layer of clear plastic is encasing a head smaller than that? Like someone used a real head and put it in a mold
Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #902,721
maybe a war trophy, some guy sneaks a head in his army bag and makes a bowling ball out of it
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #902,723
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
An adult human head is usually slightly larger than a standard bowling ball. You would either have to make a larger than standard bowling ball or use a smaller head. (Maybe a shrunken head?) You can get clear resin to cast it in for pretty cheap. It would look pretty creepy, but you might have some issues with weight and center of gravity that you would have to address if you actually wanted to bowl with it.
An adult human head is usually slightly larger than a standard bowling ball. You would either have to make a larger than standard bowling ball or use a smaller head. (Maybe a shrunken head?) You can get clear resin to cast it in for pretty cheap. It would look pretty creepy, but you might have some issues with weight and center of gravity that you would have to address if you actually wanted to bowl with it.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #902,732
it would be interesting in any case
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #902,734
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #902,753
@902,693 (C)
I read that as
> Artificial Turd Management.
You guys really need to stop the shit shtick.
I read that as
> Artificial Turd Management.
You guys really need to stop the shit shtick.