“Hey Google, tell that dumb bitch McDonald’s she forgot my fries again.”
“Okay. I’m letting McDonald’s know…”
“….”
“…1 New message from McDonald’s. Would you like me to play it?”
“Yes! GAAWD!”
“Playing message from McDonald’s now: …”
“Ba dah dAh dah dah… I am so sorry, baby. Your order was over the statutory maximum order size for your region. I have applied a voucher to your account for One Large French Fries with any qualifying order. McThank you for McEating at McDonald’s!”