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Topic: The girl I'm dating is better at video games than me

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #76,837

And she calls me her fuck machine. Eat that svet.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #901,727

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #901,730

you have to post her picture here and tell us every time you eat her ass

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,741

@previous (C)
No, I have some class. I don't think she's into that, she's more into doing blow and getting slammed like a train wreck.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,742

@previous (A)
Sounds really high-class, just like someone who brags about their relationship online.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,747

@previous (D)
She is. She wants me to take her to the symphony so I can bang her in the bathroom because she's a bit of an exhibitionist and loves classical music.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,749

@previous (A)
Un-fucking-believable.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,752

@previous (D)
I know right? Jackpot. She also loves high class call girls. Everything I learn about her just keeps getting better and better.

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,771

That's one of my biggest fears

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,772

*than I

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,777

@901,771 (MR MIKE PENCE)
Then you probably shouldn't date women more than ten years younger then you.

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,804

@previous (A)

That would be wildly illegal

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,816

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)
Not forever.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,826

I kind of like my girls to be the opposite to me, sweet, clean and innocent while I keep my dirty vices a secret.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,830

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
but also just as racist right

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,832

@previous (C)
That's an important character trait

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,834

@previous (H)
kys

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,838

@901,826 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> I kind of like my girls to be the opposite to me, sweet, clean and innocent while I keep my dirty vices a secret.

In other words you are both a liar and a hypocrite

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,846

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
That's old news. We all know my character flaws by now.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw double-posted this 7 years ago, 29 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,848

@901,832 (H)
And an important survival trait

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,851

@901,826 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
sounds boring af. Enjoy your cheese platters and book readings and small intimate get togethers with other couples.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,863

@previous (A)
Thank you

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,865

@901,826 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Svet your girlfriend is a degenerate whore who uses you for money.

You’re too shallow to have relationships with people who are roughly as attractive as you.

Enjoy being a cuckhold.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,866

@previous (J)
But I'm not spending much money on her. I've sent her flowers to her work place twice and spent £90 on a meal for her birthday and this is over a 5 month period.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,917

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
i've gotten a playstation 4 and a chromecast so far. been dating a few weeks i guess. I should do something nice for her like get a cock ring.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,925

@previous (A)

> i've gotten a playstation 4 and a chromecast so far. been dating a few weeks i guess. I should do something nice for her like get a cock ring.

Make sure you get the right size for her cock

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,927

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Ha, set myself right up for that one. Nah, she's an actual she. The cock ring will help me to keep up with all the enormous amounts of sex were having. I barely sleep anymore. My dick hasn't seen this kinda action since operation Iraqi freedom.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,954

@previous (A)

> Ha, set myself right up for that one. Nah, she's an actual she. The cock ring will help me to keep up with all the enormous amounts of sex were having. I barely sleep anymore. My dick hasn't seen this kinda action since operation Iraqi freedom.

have you not had sex since bush's term or are you just making her up
there are only 2 options
thanks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,973

@previous (C)
I haven't had this quantity of sex with the same person over such a brief period of time since I was like 19. My dick hasn't seen this kinda action, not my dick hasn't seen any action.

And operation Iraqi freedom ended in 2011.

It's like you're mad or something.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,986

@previous (A)
jeez you guys are defensive I was just curious damn

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,988

Have you seenher butthole yet? If you can see it and still love her, that is a good sign.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,997

@previous (F)
Whoa, hold your horses there buddy. Love? We're just friends dude.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #901,999

@previous (A)
But have you seen her butthole? Yes or no?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #902,007

@previous (L)
We snap chat, yeah.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #902,010

@previous (A)
she sent you butthole snaps?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #902,011

@previous (C)
I've also had my pinky in there

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,189

Anyone know any good cures for chafing due to, uh, enthusiasm? Aloe maybe?

Omen !!gg89Kgn2v joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,202

@previous (A)
Rusty saw perhaps?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,212

@901,826 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
When you talk about hiding your vices, are you speaking figuratively and mean your personality? Or are you talking literally, and mean that you physically hide your cocaine from your girlfriend?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,217

@902,189 (A)
Next time you can try letting her fuck you in the ass.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,229

@902,011 (A)

> I've also had my pinky in there

why not your index finger
or your penis ftm
gay

@902,189 (A)

> Anyone know any good cures for chafing due to, uh, enthusiasm? Aloe maybe?

so you got the good-old Bad Handjob huh

Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,353

Have you smelled her poot yet?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,366

Turns out petroleum jelly is best. In answer to your questions, no. Mind your business.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,381

@previous (A)

That's not good for internal use

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,472

Oh fuck. I'm so fucking tired. And my dick needs skin grafts. Jesus help me.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,476

And I'm pretty sure I agreed to be a swinger last night, which is pretty dope.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,504

@previous (A)

> And I'm pretty sure I agreed to be a swinger last night, which is pretty dope.

i thought you weren't dating

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,505

@902,366 (A)

> Mind your business.
you're the one telling us all your private business
what happened to all that class

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,510

@902,504 (C)
Not each other, just couples. Hot couples too. She's very, very picky.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #902,826

Update: food and sleep are a distant memory. Marathon fuck sessions are getting longer and longer, and we're starting to play with each others fetishes. She's a dirty bird.

My dick is taking some serious punishment, but is handling things like a fucking trooper. Work is my only reprieve. Her friends no longer refer to me as the fuck machine, my new nick name is Cable, cause I'm a fucking cyborg.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #903,022

I have a 5 hour break from both work and... other work. I'm using a topical ointment to provide some healing and relief to my bruised and battered penis. Her roommates either don't make eye contact with me much anymore, or the eye contact is piercing and intense and unbreaking. Equal parts intimidated and fascinated.

Ive had 3 home cooked meals this week.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #904,943

...and now I have herpes. had to happen eventually I guess.

SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #904,966

@902,212 (N)
Yes

@previous (A)
Damn, that sucks. How did it happen?

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #904,967

@previous (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
how does it usually happen..

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #904,975

@904,943 (A)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #904,978

@904,966 (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
The fuck should I know? I just looked down and there it was. I told her, she was way more understanding than I thought cause I had to tell her I was raw dogging some other chick in the mouth like a week before we hooked up. So pretty sure I got it from all the cream pies I've been giving her. Who knows. It could also have been latent and just now showing up. I also fucked that one chick in the butt some so can't be sure.

All I can really say is that they're both hot as fuck so at least I got pretty herpes and not the gross kind from ugly people.

SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #904,984

@previous (A)
That's okay then.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #904,986

@901,741 (A)

> No, I have some class.

@904,978 (A)

> The fuck should I know? I just looked down and there it was. I told her, she was way more understanding than I thought cause I had to tell her I was raw dogging some other chick in the mouth like a week before we hooked up. So pretty sure I got it from all the cream pies I've been giving her. Who knows. It could also have been latent and just now showing up. I also fucked that one chick in the butt some so can't be sure.
>
> All I can really say is that they're both hot as fuck so at least I got pretty herpes and not the gross kind from ugly people.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #904,990

@904,984 (SvetTheGreat !jzYkdX7lIw)
Yeah. We went to the sex shop and I bought her a ball gag and i got a vibrating cock ring that's pretty cool.

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #905,051

lol

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #905,106

@OP

jelly

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #905,955

we just got a lot of blow, some molly and a some wax. Going to be a fun weekend. See y'all next tuesday. Oh and I bought her a switch so were going to play a bunch of zelda and shit too.

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #906,008

@previous (A)
you have my blessing, op. Nice work.
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