Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later[^][v]#901,536
They're suffering. The Venezuelan government sucks and they want to live under an American government. So instead of them having to leave their homes and come here, why not just bring American government to Venezuela?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#901,540
Ivanka must have shown him a picture of a dead Venezuelan baby.
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#901,548
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#901,556
@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
If I remember correctly you were the author of Lipton® Recipe Secrets® and Soup Secrets® Recipe of the Day: Shit on a shingle.
Anonymous E double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#901,557
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#901,559
@901,548 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
I'm serious though. The rest of the world wants to live under American government, so why not annex Venezuela into America and put it under American control? And Mexico? And El Salvador? And Haiti?
Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#901,560
While we're fixing the Americas, Europe could start working on the same thing for Africa.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#901,561
@901,559 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
USA could take the Falklands away from UK.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#901,563
@901,559 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
No they do not, idiot.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#901,565
@previous (G)
Then why does the rest of the world want to come to America?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,570
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
They do not. The vast majority of people love thei own countries. The people who come to the US are often from horrible situations, like extreme poverty, civil war zones, etc. Of course some want to, but the majority of humans do not.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,578
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,584
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The Venezuelan government is unable or unwilling to fix Venezuela, so we have a responsibility to protect the Venezuelan people by annexing the country and placing it under American control.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,585
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs) > we have a responsibility to protect the Venezuelan people
That's a nice story.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,596
@901,584 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
That's not what the R2P principle is about. The Venezuelan government sucks but it isn't ethnic cleansing.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,599
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why does it only have to be ethnic cleansing? I think we should stop Marxism too.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,601
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Because it's a semi-formal agreement by nations at the UN and it doesn't mention marxism...?
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Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,602
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why should we limit ourselves to only one kind of protection? I mean we have to adjudicate every shitty little conflict in the Middle East, Venezuela's a lot closer and we could relieve a lot of suffering.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,604
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
We don't have to adjudicate everything. I can't tell how much of this is trolling and how much of this is sincere. I hope it's mostly trolling!
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,618
Venezuela has oil but it's not an enemy of Israel so it only meets 1 of 2 invasion requirements.
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#901,631
@901,602 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
You don't have to do everything Israel asks you to u kno