Topic: I'm working on a PM to send to dogsex visitors in hopes of getting them to stay

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE started this discussion 8 years ago #76,793

Thoughts?

Hello, thank you for visiting Minichan.org!

I see you are reading our popular topic, "A Girl's Guide to Sex with Dogs." I hope you are learning to appreciate all that a dog-ready ass can offer.

But did you know that Minichan.org is also the Internet's #1 source for tips on:
- cheap, painless suicide?
- how to paint your brake calipers?
- doing cocaine with toddlers?

We hope you will explore all that Minichan has to offer. We look forward to your contributions to this amazing and diverse community.

Cheers,
cccuuunnttt

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Devils Cool Filestorm joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #901,450

meh

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #901,451

Maybe you should mention Minichan's numerous furry and otherkin threads as well?

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #901,452

@previous (C)
Good add, thank you. There's also summoning angels. Not every site has that.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #901,482

If you could throw in something about poots, I think you have a winner!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,511

Mention the Dutch peanut-cheese™

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #901,533

I like that you included "cocaine with toddlers" as part of minichan canon... good to know we are still evolving