First they came for Matt, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not order an Origin gaming PC.
Then they came for Mordor, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a schizophrenic off my meds.
Then they came for Bert, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not obsessed with Triptych.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
(Edited 52 seconds later.)