Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago#76,697
Couldn’t handle being hungover
So he decided to be dumb sober
Picking on turtles
But he’ll never make a girl squirtle
He might be a mod
But what’s a mod when you’re a fraud?
Obesity on the rise but obsessed with sobriety
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#900,662
It's Saturday night, Clyde's alone with Jerry
Hating himself cause his turtle's a fairy ??
Down the hallway, hears a sound like a bomb
He knows it's just Meta banging his mom ??
No whiskey dick, big man makes the girls quiver
Till Clyde's mom squirt so hard she shivers
Obesity guidelines? I might be above
But that just means there's more to love
Haters mad cause I put down the bottle
And starting living life on full throttle
Kanye Kardashian West (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#900,663
I hope y'all appreciated dat.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#900,664
@900,662 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
You still have time to edit a line there about mom
Do it
Kanye Kardashian West (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#900,667
@900,662 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Speakin' of bottles
Meta's shaped much like a bottle
If any chick thinks he's hot, well...
She might as well check his hotm@il
Hittin' up dudes
Askin' for forbidden nudes
Being so fucking lewd
But dude, no one wants to see dude with boobs nude
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#900,669
Kanye Kardashian West (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#900,675
You heard that but you didn’t witness it. Stop being a sheep. Realize greatness where it’s deserved. I am greatness.
Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#900,682
@previous (Kanye Kardashian West)
I feel like I've witnessed enough here to make a judgment.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#900,686
Meta isn’t on my level to diss me, 'cause he ain't as lit ? as me. I’m actually cool with the guy even tho he’s a fat white guy. I'm just teasin' him.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#900,719
gay
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 19 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#900,939
@900,667 (Kanye Kardashian West)
Dude with boobs nude?
Your momma don't mind
Bitch aint see anyway
I fuck her from behind
Hey Clyde, when Jerry get a wife?
Turtle fuckin dudes his whole life ?
Big Meta's an anagram for Big Meat
Check my email yeah you see nudes
Aint from dudes - just thots tryna yeet
Clyde's gettin a lady turtle
But a wife ain't what Jerry need ?❤️?
You think Jerry was born this way?!
Blame the owner, not the breed.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#900,942
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Now my turtle's in the picture again
You acted like you were my friend
All because you tried being sober again
Looks like that turned over then...
I don't start sh*t with men on chans like a fairy
I finish sh*t like men on chains in the penitentiary
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#901,024
@previous (A)
It's been two months since I got sober
But you still mad, guess shit aint over
Thought we'd be nice, thought we'd be friends
8 weeks without a single drunk PM
But now you out here dropping diss tracks
Acting like you want the drunk Meta back
You miss the attention of a man with breasts?
That shit's fuckin gay, dude, give it a rest
You got me mad but I ain't gonna drink
Don't care what you and the fag turtle think
To be honest, it wasn't just the box wine
When you called me f*t you crossed the line
I'm not f*t I'm a person of adipose
The jolly man hot chicks love the most
You sleeping with men in the penitentiary
No wonder your gay ass likes Jerry
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#901,097
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I ain't got beef with you
But if I did, you'd probably make beef stew
Man, you've got no clue who you dealing with
You can take offense to my diss
But this Minichan, don't expect a kiss
No one cares if you're sober or not
You're now worse than the guy that brags about his lawnmower a lot
I could go on and on with this diss but I've got a lotta sh*t on a list that I can't miss
I do have a life, you know
Well, I guess it's ' bout time to end this flow
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#901,184