Topic: If you did not just call in sick to work today...

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 8 years ago #76,649

You aren't as sick as I am and I genuinely envy you ?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #900,380

What sort of work do you do?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #900,384

He works at Radio Shack.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #900,389

@900,380 (B)
I used to do quality control for Franzia but got let go after I stopped drinking and wasn't able to sample the box wine any more.

@previous (C)
This.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,479

Eating Campbells chicken noodle soup and cepacol throat lozenges by the box :(

I think this could be it, fora. If I die I just want you to know I loved you all ?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,480

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
rip™ ?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,485

Feel better man.

Protip: Make your own soup out of a few bottles of NyQuil and a bag of Cepacol lozenges!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,489

Seriously, what kind of work do you do?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,493

@previous (F)
He's a private investigator and is contractually obliged to post here as part of an ongoing case.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,507

I went to work after two days when my hand got mangled..

A man has to do..
what a man has to do..

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #900,508

@900,485 (E)

> Feel better man.
Thanks! The fever is like going up and down every few hours.
> Protip: Make your own soup out of a few bottles of NyQuil and a bag of Cepacol lozenges!

Life hacks ?

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #900,642

Feeling better now after ten hours of quality sleep. A drink (well, 10-12 drinks actually) would have been nice yesterday to anesthetize myself but I'm glad I didn't because it would have disrupted my sleep and I'm in no condition to be hungover or sleep deprived at the moment. It's bad enough when I'm well but sick with a sinus/throat infection? Fuck no.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #900,652

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
You shouldn't drink if you get 'hangovers' every time I guess..

Proof that even a very heavy man can be a lightweight..

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Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #900,653

@previous (H)
If alcohol doesn't have any effect on you and you're completely immune to it... what are you even drinking for?

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #900,654

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
because the lawn..

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #900,725

@previous (H)

> because the lawn..

hey Bert remembered the meme

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